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Every Apologetic Argument Ever
November 30, 2018 at 8:36 pm
Step 1: Blah blah blah
Step 2: Blah blah blah
Step 3: Therefore JESUS!
Ta da!
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
November 30, 2018 at 9:40 pm
(This post was last modified: November 30, 2018 at 9:41 pm by LadyForCamus.)
Prime directive rule?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
November 30, 2018 at 10:08 pm
Too many 'Blahs' I have reduced it to a single word 'Blahsus'
'Those who ask a lot of questions may seem stupid, but those who don't ask questions stay stupid'
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
December 1, 2018 at 2:07 am
True IRL. Not so much on message boards.
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
December 1, 2018 at 9:18 am
And optimists will continue to insist the glass is half full when we know in reality that it is half empty.
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
December 1, 2018 at 10:17 am
My favorite apologetic argument: The Bible MEANS something other than what it SAYS.
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