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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 5, 2011 at 2:46 am
Awwwww, I bet it just tickles your tummy when people you hate get horribly sick, doesn't it Min?
I do hope these people get better, all things considered. And I have to wonder how in the hell hepatitis A got into their communion wafers in the first place. That's just bizarre.
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 5, 2011 at 4:30 am
Damn government getting their filthy hands on private interests...
Perhaps they should have told Jesus to keep it in his pants before cannibolizing him.
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 5, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Watson Wrote:I do hope these people get better, all things considered. And I have to wonder how in the hell hepatitis A got into their communion wafers in the first place. That's just bizarre.
Hep A is commonly spread through the consumption of contaminated food and drink. I don't know how food is infected.
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 5, 2011 at 12:54 pm
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Since they believe the cracker literally transforms into the body of Christ, I suppose you could say that Jesus gave them hepatitis.
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