Do normal, everyday muslims actually believe this? Surely no-one can be that simple!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q_l3xUQ33Q
EDIT: It's very funny all the same
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q_l3xUQ33Q
EDIT: It's very funny all the same
Laughing at Islam
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Do normal, everyday muslims actually believe this? Surely no-one can be that simple!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q_l3xUQ33Q EDIT: It's very funny all the same
"And the angel will hit you on the head with a hammer"
...and it will go something like this... *Whap* "Ow!" "No, no, hold your head like this and go 'waaaahh'" *whap* "Oooooo!" "Better, better but 'waaaaah', 'waaaah'" "No" "Now?" *Whap* "Waaaahhhh!" "Good, good" "Stop hitting me!" "Stop hitting you?" "Yes" "Why'd you come in here then?" "Because I wanted to get to Heaven" "Oh, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here." "What a stupid theology!"
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
Is all that actually in the quaran? The Angels coming down to smash your face in with a hammer then giving you to the hell snakes? haha
RE: Laughing at Islam
January 10, 2011 at 2:23 pm
(This post was last modified: January 10, 2011 at 2:51 pm by muhtesem insan.)
There's a belief that you'll be punished in grave. In turkish we call it "Kabir Azabı" (chastisement of grave). But it's told here as this won't be a physical punishment but more of a psychological one.
And I must add this guy is stupid even Islamists standarts. edit: I made a quick research and it seems, there's no mention of this in Quran. But there are some hadith which are contradicting each other.
"like a snake out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes"
Thanks for the laugh Dar You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. downbeatplumb Wrote:"like a snake out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes" You had a hamster?? Darwinian Wrote:You had a hamster?? Yes Beans Ware, a lovely little fellow, found out on Saturday he had a tumour so had him put to sleep. Poor chap hadn't seemed quite right for a while. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
That ninja scorpian sounds bloody scary
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
Just when you thought you had allah pinned down....
NINJA SCORPIONS!! Oh and silly bloody angels with a hammer doing Thor impersonations! A good giggle Dar!! "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
You can laugh all you want now but later you won't be laughing when you're brought back to life again ...
There's no strong textual evidence for the snakes and scorpions in the grave, though. I'm doubtful about that because that's not mentioned in the Quran. |
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