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AGT - The " waaahhh" factor
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AGT - The " waaahhh" factor
Know what pisses me off?

America's Got Talent --- always does heart-wrenching bios of the contestants.

"Wahhhh- I was bullied"
"Waaaahhh - my mommy died"
"Waahhhh - I fall down, go boom"


Know what?


I don't give a flying fuck.


Can the sonofabitch sing? Dance? Fart the Star Spangled Banner???


Show me that shit - and piss on your sentimental pandering...

Being a sad-sack fuck doesn't qualify as talent.


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RE: AGT - The " waaahhh" factor
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RE: AGT - The " waaahhh" factor
Can't be bothered with reality shows, in any of their myriad forms.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: AGT - The " waaahhh" factor
(January 28, 2019 at 10:46 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Know what pisses me off?

America's Got Talent --- always does heart-wrenching bios of the contestants.

"Wahhhh- I was bullied"
"Waaaahhh - my mommy died"
"Waahhhh - I fall down, go boom"


Know what?


I don't give a flying fuck.


Then why do you watch it? It's an exploitative "reality" TV show for dumb people, who don't give a f*ck about singing, dancing, or talent in general. They care about drama, which is why shows like this always emphasise/manufacture it. Skills are difficult to relate to, but everybody has a sob story of their own.

(January 28, 2019 at 10:46 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Can the sonofabitch sing? Dance? Fart the Star Spangled Banner???

If you think, that this is what this show format is about and why it's still popular - you're being extremely naive. You want talent - go to a gig. AGT is all about emotional manipulation and making fun of retarded people. If you don't like it, do what I do - watch something else.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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