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They let these people breed
#1
They let these people breed
I have a vehicle I am selling - and have it listed online  and is priced very clearly. It also is very clear that it must be towed as the brake lines are rusted out and need replacing. This is clearly stated in the ad. Also, the location is clearly stated.


I got home - and had a voicemail. Some girl interestted in it. I missed her call by just 5 minutes - so I called her back - and said - " you just left a message on my voicemail."

She - "how much is it?"
Me - " $700".
Her - " Is there anything wrong with it?
Me - " As the ad states - it needs new brake lines - did you read the ad?"
Her - "yeah, I did.. Where is it located?
Me - "like it says in the ad - it s in XXXXXXX." 
Her - "I need it to drive back and forth to work and it's 30 miles. Is it really dependable???"
Me - "Jesusfuck on a crutch... You need q dependable vehicle and your first choice is a $700 beater with no brakes???"
(hang up phone)....


And she' s allowed to raise children --- even homeschool them......



We are doomed as a species.



Dodgy
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#2
RE: They let these people breed
So...what's wrong with the car?

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#3
RE: They let these people breed
Nothing that won't buff out. Read the damn ad!
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#4
RE: They let these people breed
(February 11, 2019 at 5:32 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I have a vehicle I am selling - and have it listed online  and is priced very clearly. It also is very clear that it must be towed as the brake lines are rusted out and need replacing. This is clearly stated in the ad. Also, the location is clearly stated.


I got home - and had a voicemail. Some girl interestted in it. I missed her call by just 5 minutes - so I called her back - and said - " you just left a message on my voicemail."

She - "how much is it?"
Me - " $700".
Her - " Is there anything wrong with it?
Me - " As the ad states - it needs new brake lines - did you read the ad?"
Her - "yeah, I did.. Where is it located?
Me - "like it says in the ad - it s in XXXXXXX." 
Her - "I need it to drive back and forth to work and it's 30 miles. Is it really dependable???"
Me - "Jesusfuck on a crutch... You need q dependable vehicle and your first choice is a $700 beater with no brakes???"
(hang up phone)....


And she' s allowed to raise children --- even homeschool them......



We are doomed as a species.



Dodgy


Maybe she only has $700?
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#5
RE: They let these people breed
Devolution's not a thing, by definition.  But I'm pretty sure that the human species is evolving in a direction the does not optimize for IQ.

I honestly believe that-- that the average person is stupider today than they were say 1,000 years ago.
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#6
RE: They let these people breed
I've said it before elsewhere and I'll repeat it here- children are a precision (you know what I mean) product of unskilled manual labor.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#7
RE: They let these people breed
I still wonder how some people remember to breathe...
Dying to live, living to die.
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#8
RE: They let these people breed
(February 11, 2019 at 8:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I still wonder how some people remember to breathe...

Then you recall that even the smallest mammals still keep breathing. Medulla Oblongata for the...win.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: They let these people breed
(February 11, 2019 at 10:38 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(February 11, 2019 at 8:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I still wonder how some people remember to breathe...

Then you recall that even the smallest mammals still keep breathing. Medulla Oblongata for the...win.

Yeah.

Kinda lucky breathing isn't a voluntary process.

So many would croak.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#10
RE: They let these people breed
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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