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I've lost my car keys

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I've lost my car keys
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I've lost my car keys
March 11, 2019 at 9:09 am
Oh never mind. Found them already.
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RE: I've lost my car keys
March 11, 2019 at 10:19 am
(March 11, 2019 at 9:09 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Oh never mind. Found them already.

I hope you fervently prayed to the mighty god 'NottaHelpAtAllus' and received the reward of your prayers !!
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RE: I've lost my car keys
March 11, 2019 at 12:02 pm
Were they in the last place you looked?
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RE: I've lost my car keys
March 11, 2019 at 12:16 pm
(March 11, 2019 at 9:09 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Oh never mind. Found them already.

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RE: I've lost my car keys
March 11, 2019 at 7:52 pm
The Goddess Anoia has smiled on you, IWNKYAAIMI.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: I've lost my car keys
March 11, 2019 at 10:14 pm
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Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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RE: I've lost my car keys
March 12, 2019 at 7:10 am
One of my cousins got a beeper to go on her keychain. She has since lost the clicker that activates the beeper.
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RE: I've lost my car keys
March 12, 2019 at 9:18 am
(March 11, 2019 at 9:09 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Oh never mind. Found them already.

You're not fooling anyone. We all know you're incapable of driving.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: I've lost my car keys
March 12, 2019 at 9:33 am (This post was last modified: March 12, 2019 at 9:34 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
I've found that double vision gives twice as many opportunities to see drunk drivers on the road.

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RE: I've lost my car keys
March 12, 2019 at 2:19 pm
My wife is the more organized of the two of us (by a WIDE) margin, so imagine my delight when she locked her keys in her car.  She had a spare in one of those magnetic hide-a-key boxes.  It was in the door pocket.

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