Welcome to the Hotel Mara Lago, such an ugly place, such an ugly place, such an ugly face. Plenty of shroom dick at the Hotel Mara Lago, what a tiny size, he's not a surprise. Trump is always golfing, Un sends him letters that are nice, and he said, "I am just a prisoner here, of my own tweet vice." And in Putin's chamber, he gathered for the feast, he vilified everyone, but he just cant kill the press. Last thing I remember, was grabbing for my remote, getting off fucks news, so I wouldn't throw up and choke. Relax said Sara Sanders, "We are programmed to deceive, his minions have already checked out, but they will never leave."
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Hotel Mara Lago (my Eagle's spoof)
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (April 4, 2019 at 10:18 am)Brian37 Wrote: Welcome to the Hotel Mara Lago, such an ugly place, such an ugly place, such an ugly face. Plenty of shroom dick at the Hotel Mara Lago, what a tiny size, he's not a surprise. Trump is always golfing, Un sends him letters that are nice, and he said, "I am just a prisoner here, of my own tweet vice." And in Putin's chamber, he gathered for the feast, he vilified everyone, but he just cant kill the press. Last thing I remember, was grabbing for my remote, getting off fucks news, so I wouldn't throw up and choke. Relax said Sara Sanders, "We are programmed to deceive, his minions have already checked out, but they will never leave." Why are you ruhining a perfectly good song with political rethoric. How would you feel if trump used Abba for his goals?  (April 4, 2019 at 2:01 pm)LastPoet Wrote:(April 4, 2019 at 10:18 am)Brian37 Wrote: Welcome to the Hotel Mara Lago, such an ugly place, such an ugly place, such an ugly face. Plenty of shroom dick at the Hotel Mara Lago, what a tiny size, he's not a surprise. Trump is always golfing, Un sends him letters that are nice, and he said, "I am just a prisoner here, of my own tweet vice." And in Putin's chamber, he gathered for the feast, he vilified everyone, but he just cant kill the press. Last thing I remember, was grabbing for my remote, getting off fucks news, so I wouldn't throw up and choke. Relax said Sara Sanders, "We are programmed to deceive, his minions have already checked out, but they will never leave." Go for it, I have a sense of humor. Or I can try. He is the Tweeting Queen Angry and mean Feel the heat From his angry base You can fart news You can lie Having the time of your life Oooh see that swill Watch that Tweet Digging the Tweeting Queen Friday Night and the Tweets are low Looking to golf at Mara Lago |
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