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What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
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What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
My nephew is staying with me for the next few days, one of his teeth is about to fall out. How much should I put under his pillow? Don't want to his mum to think I'm a tight fucker Big Grin
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#2
RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
When I started asking those question, or when they started caring about the amount, is when I burst the bubble. 10 years ago it was a dollar.
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
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#3
RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
It was a quarter when I was a kid.

It's probably ten dollars by now.
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#4
RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
It's a quarter here, but only for good teeth, so brush you heathens! Sometimes I put half dollars under the pillow, but the kids hate that, because I make them put it in "their" coin collections, lol.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for a battle to commence then KPLOW, I hit em with the illness of my quill, Im endowed..with certain unalienable skills....  

-ERB


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#5
RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
You can' t say that anymore..


It' s now "The dentally obsessive person of non-traditional sexual orientation".


Tongue
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#6
RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
I will note that it's almost always been a coin. I once went to a vending machine just the get change for a 5 in coins. I mostly used the silver dollars or $1 coins.
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
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#7
RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
$50 or she knocks all of your teeth out.

I grew up in a rough neighborhood.
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#8
RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
At his age, a 32B should do it.
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#9
RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
I once asked Da what the Tooth Fairy did with all those teeth, and he said, 'She gives them to poor children who can't afford teeth of their own.'  Didn't half give me nightmares, thinking about some poor orphan walking about with my teeth in his head.

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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#10
RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
Might stick a tube of Colgate under his pillow just to see his face.
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