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Happy Mother's Day
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Happy Mother's Day
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
(May 12, 2019 at 10:33 am)Fierce Wrote: [Image: mommie2.jpg]
Except her...and my own Momzilla.

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“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
Happy Mother’s Day!
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
Just finished the obligatory call to my step mom (87yo). A mixture of frustration and sniggles.
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
(May 12, 2019 at 10:26 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!

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RE: Happy Mother's Day
One of my brothers got into trouble at school over our mum.  The nun was asking all the kids to recite the grace they said before meals and when she got round to him, Dickie said, 'We don't pray before we eat - mum's a good cook.'

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
Mothers' Day and my mom's birthday are only a couple of days apart, so the family usually celebrates them both at once. This year the party was held at my sister's house. Mom has just turned 98.  Heart
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
I was once working as a nurse in a Jewish nursing home. On Mothers Day the Rabbi was greeting all the Women and wishing them "Happy Mothers Day". He came up to me and shook my hand and said "Happy Mothers Day. I'm sure you've been called a Mother before."
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