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Authentic Horoscopes
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Authentic Horoscopes
May 29, 2019 at 8:03 am
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RE: Authentic Horoscopes
May 29, 2019 at 8:14 am (This post was last modified: May 29, 2019 at 8:14 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
I like to write my own horoscope.  Here's tomorrow's:

Things will happen today.  You'll like some of them, probably.  The stars indicate you will eat food that's not particularly healthy.  Mars in Orion portends that you may or may not speak to a stranger.  There will be money involved in your life in some form or fashion.  Beware of petting strange dogs, falling down stairs, and wiring up explosives.

Eerie how accurate some of these are.

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RE: Authentic Horoscopes
May 29, 2019 at 8:16 am
I gave an astrologer the wrong date/time/place of birth. She rattled on for 30 minutes about my future and character.
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RE: Authentic Horoscopes
May 29, 2019 at 8:31 am
(May 29, 2019 at 8:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I gave an astrologer the wrong date/time/place of birth. She rattled on for 30 minutes about my future and character.

We had one of those fuckwits on the boards a few years ago.  I gave him my correct date, time and place of birth and he replied with a HUGE thread about me.  Got everything wrong, but that's to be expected.

Astrology really should be outlawed.  We don't permit profile for anything else, but these astrological bungholes are perfectly permitted to go about pigeon-holing people based on when they were born and nothing else.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Authentic Horoscopes
May 29, 2019 at 8:39 am
They invented astrologers to give weatherman a chance to seem credible...


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RE: Authentic Horoscopes
May 29, 2019 at 10:23 am
I'm more of a fortune cookie kind of guy.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Authentic Horoscopes
May 29, 2019 at 10:27 am
(May 29, 2019 at 10:23 am)wyzas Wrote: I'm more of a fortune cookie kind of guy.

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RE: Authentic Horoscopes
May 29, 2019 at 4:21 pm
I'll believe astrology when everyone born on the fourth of October is knocked over by a bus.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Authentic Horoscopes
May 29, 2019 at 4:42 pm
(May 29, 2019 at 4:21 pm)Succubus Wrote: I'll believe astrology when everyone born on the fourth of October is knocked over by a bus.

Challenge accepted!
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RE: Authentic Horoscopes
May 29, 2019 at 5:08 pm
(May 29, 2019 at 4:21 pm)Succubus Wrote: I'll believe astrology when everyone born on the fourth of October is knocked over by a bus.

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