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You got to love the US
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You got to love the US
"Police in Oklahoma say they found a rattlesnake, a canister of radioactive powdered uranium and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey during a traffic stop of a vehicle that had been reported stolen."

https://www.apnews.com/fb0621ac1cb6445c8b04248dc9dd756d

Let's get this party started!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#2
RE: You got to love the US
do I even want to know how those things are related?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#3
RE: You got to love the US
This could be an interesting contest. 


What's the scariest thing you ever transported in a vehicle?




I once made a trip to town.- and picked up radio control stuff and reloading supplies - and some fireworks.

So I had 16 lbs of gunpowder 4000 primers - 2 gallons of 35 % nitro fuel and several packages of bottle rockets stuffed in my saddlebags.

If somebody had hit my bike they would have got one hell of a surprise....
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#4
RE: You got to love the US
Quote:What's the scariest thing you ever transported in a vehicle?

A nun.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#5
RE: You got to love the US
Mid 80's I was hitchhiking from Northern California back to Phoenix. A guy gave me a ride from Chico to Silver City, Nevada. He was driving a Chevy Vega that was packed with boxes of Cordite. Nice guy, worrisome ride.
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#6
RE: You got to love the US
Sixteen Harpoon missiles.
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#7
RE: You got to love the US
Powdered Uranium can be bought on Amazon???!!!
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#8
RE: You got to love the US
(July 12, 2019 at 9:15 am)polymath257 Wrote: Powdered Uranium can be bought on Amazon???!!!

My bet - it was a screw up -- or autocorrect.

My guess - powdered aluminum...
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#9
RE: You got to love the US
Okay, let me take a crack at this.

Uh....A "therapeutic" amount of rattlesnake venom was to be extracted and ingested in order produce higher consciousness/hallucinations that would allow the user to commune with Odin and receive divine knowledge on how to enrich uranium using the Left-hand path.

The whiskey was just breakfast.
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RE: You got to love the US
(July 12, 2019 at 9:32 am)Athene Wrote: The whiskey was just breakfast.

I like how you think.

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