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RE: Rage Posting!
August 6, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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(August 6, 2019 at 6:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (August 6, 2019 at 6:26 pm)Alan V Wrote: BORIS JOHNSON???!!!!!
"My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive." - Boris Johnson
He could very well be the last PM of the UK. Why? Because his stance on Brexit is pretty likely to break up the UK.
Boru
I think his appearance alone is pretty likely to break up the UK:
“Hoisted by his own petard” springs inexplicably to mind.
But he is no doubt ready to defend the interests of an independent England, sans Scotland, sans wales, sans Northern Ireland, and if they can help it, sans London:
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August 7, 2019 at 2:14 am
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(August 6, 2019 at 6:26 pm)Alan V Wrote: (August 6, 2019 at 9:50 am)Mathilda Wrote: Well I am British and I would like to state in the strongest terms possible that I am quite annoyed.
BORIS JOHNSON???!!!!!
"My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive." - Boris Johnson
Well we didn't find Elvis on the moon but we do need to test whether Boris Johnson gets reincarnated as an olive.
(August 6, 2019 at 6:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (August 6, 2019 at 6:26 pm)Alan V Wrote: BORIS JOHNSON???!!!!!
"My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive." - Boris Johnson
He could very well be the last PM of the UK. Why? Because his stance on Brexit is pretty likely to break up the UK.
Boru
And the shortest serving PM. He has 119 days to beat. When he came to office the Brexit deadline was 99 days away.
Although George Canning died in office (not murdered), so I am not sure it's a fair record. The shortest serving PM who left office was his successor who served 130 days.
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RE: Rage Posting!
August 7, 2019 at 2:47 am
(August 6, 2019 at 9:00 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (August 6, 2019 at 6:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: He could very well be the last PM of the UK. Why? Because his stance on Brexit is pretty likely to break up the UK.
Boru
I think his appearance alone is pretty likely to break up the UK:
![[Image: tumblr_ma5jpzr7mF1qe8xlpo1_500.png]](https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5jpzr7mF1qe8xlpo1_500.png)
“Hoisted by his own petard” springs inexplicably to mind.
But he is no doubt ready to defend the interests of an independent England, sans Scotland, sans wales, sans Northern Ireland, and if they can help it, sans London:
![[Image: boris.jpg]](https://www.starsportsbet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/boris.jpg)
With that last picture, why am I reminded of Benny Hill?
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RE: Rage Posting!
August 7, 2019 at 5:59 am
(August 7, 2019 at 2:14 am)Mathilda Wrote: (August 6, 2019 at 6:26 pm)Alan V Wrote: BORIS JOHNSON???!!!!!
"My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive." - Boris Johnson
Well we didn't find Elvis on the moon but we do need to test whether Boris Johnson gets reincarnated as an olive.
(August 6, 2019 at 6:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: He could very well be the last PM of the UK. Why? Because his stance on Brexit is pretty likely to break up the UK.
Boru
And the shortest serving PM. He has 119 days to beat. When he came to office the Brexit deadline was 99 days away.
Although George Canning died in office (not murdered), so I am not sure it's a fair record. The shortest serving PM who left office was his successor who served 130 days.
Fair point. With his majority (a coalition majority, no less) down to 1, it isn't hard to imagine him losing a vote of confidence pre-Brexit, or two more by-elections making his majority go away.
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RE: Rage Posting!
August 7, 2019 at 4:16 pm
(August 5, 2019 at 10:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Cod’s Sage Quitting post has given me this idea (don’t take offence, Cod, this is tongue-in-cheek).
We occasionally get people rage quitting the forums, sometimes several times.
So here is your chance to rage post.
Have at it, you bastards!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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August 7, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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August 7, 2019 at 8:46 pm
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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August 7, 2019 at 11:55 pm
Rage like a supermutant!
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RE: Rage Posting!
August 8, 2019 at 6:55 am
Oh, bother.
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