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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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May 12, 2022 at 11:40 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
May 13, 2022 at 1:32 pm
(May 12, 2022 at 7:59 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 12, 2022 at 4:41 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Puts me in mind of the medieval stricture that nuns had to bathe under a canvas sheet so God wouldn't be offended by seeing their naked bodies.

Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent creator of the universe, bestower of life and master of the fates of Man - stymied by a canvas sheet.

Boru

Seems right...

Superman can' t see through lead. God can' t see through canvas.

Now we just need to find God' s kryptonite and we can finish off the miserable old cunt...


I think the nuns concocted this elaborate story out of a psychological (and perhaps physiological) need to spend some time out from under God's judgmental gaze.
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May 13, 2022 at 7:44 pm
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May 14, 2022 at 3:59 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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May 15, 2022 at 6:32 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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May 17, 2022 at 4:54 am
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May 17, 2022 at 6:03 am
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May 17, 2022 at 3:47 pm
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May 17, 2022 at 5:48 pm
^ Is that going to be like the "Loaves and Fishes" story in the buy-bull? Gonna need to replicate that sausage, tout-suite!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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May 17, 2022 at 7:05 pm
Just as we suspected. Every church is nothing but a sausage fest.
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