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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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 (August 21, 2020 at 11:28 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(August 20, 2020 at 5:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Why is it always virgins? People complain that women are bad drivers. But it's difficult to judge distances when men are constantly telling you that something the size of a pinky finger is actually 9 inches. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  ![[Image: 3c5e38a5-1581-4afa-b208-cbb4d9a94716.jpg]](https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/3c5e38a5-1581-4afa-b208-cbb4d9a94716.jpg)
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  ![[Image: Pledge.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/P5wXMSCv/Pledge.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
If you look like him, is it really a pledge?
Yeah, just look at her eyes - she's dead inside.
But also imagine if Christian guys were pledging their virginity to their moms, and that instead of going on dates with girls, they'll stay at home and watch "Little House on the Prairie" with their moms - it already exists and it's called "being gay".
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 (August 20, 2020 at 5:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(August 20, 2020 at 9:00 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: I don't understand it, either. I'd rather they have had enough experience to have fun, too.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
 (August 22, 2020 at 6:36 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(August 20, 2020 at 5:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Why is it always virgins? My experience is that if they (BOTH partners) are willing, a lot of it comes naturally enough that both have a good time. Once some of the nuances are worked out, the good times only get better. There is no such thing as bad sex, when both partners are willingly engaged.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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