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Please Sir, can you spare a win?

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Please Sir, can you spare a win?
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RE: Please Sir, can you spare a win?
October 13, 2019 at 6:37 am
Today the Skins play Miami, and if the Skins loose, I am  going to join the witness protection program. 



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RE: Please Sir, can you spare a win?
October 13, 2019 at 7:21 am
Go Foreskins!
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RE: Please Sir, can you spare a win?
October 13, 2019 at 7:25 am
(October 13, 2019 at 7:21 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Go Foreskins!

A Catholic Priest  and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
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RE: Please Sir, can you spare a win?
October 13, 2019 at 7:28 am
(October 13, 2019 at 7:25 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(October 13, 2019 at 7:21 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Go Foreskins!

A Catholic Priest  and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

If they had ducked, they'd have missed it.

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RE: Please Sir, can you spare a win?
October 13, 2019 at 7:45 am
A Catholic priest, Rabbi, and a lay duck walk into a shoot gallery...
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RE: Please Sir, can you spare a win?
October 13, 2019 at 8:58 am
A couple is in family court arguing in front of a judge over custody of their daughter Lisa. The mother and father start shouting over the lawyers and judge, who starts banging her gavel demanding order in the court.

Judge, "Ok, that's it, I am going to take Lisa into my chambers and have a talk with her."

So they go into the Chambers, they both sit down.

Jude asks her, "Do you want to live with your mother?"

Lisa, "No, she beats me."

Judge, "So you want to live with your father then?"

Lisa, "No, he beats me too."

Judge, "If you don't want to live with your mother or father, then who do you want to live with?"

Lisa, "The Redskins, they never beat anyone."
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October 13, 2019 at 8:59 am (This post was last modified: October 13, 2019 at 8:59 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
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RE: Please Sir, can you spare a win?
October 14, 2019 at 7:51 am
Well, I don't have to join the witness protection program, at least for another week. We beat Miami but only by 1 point, and only because they got stupid and went for two, when they could have tied it and taken their chances in overtime.

Next up, San Fran.
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RE: Please Sir, can you spare a win?
October 14, 2019 at 7:54 am
(October 14, 2019 at 7:51 am)Brian37 Wrote: Well, I don't have to join the witness protection program, at least for another week. We beat Miami but only by 1 point, and only because they got stupid and went for two, when they could have tied it and taken their chances in overtime.

Next up, San Fran.

Fran is ready for you.


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October 14, 2019 at 8:51 am
Ba dum cha.
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