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For Sale
February 7, 2020 at 11:04 pm
For sale...
One continent/large island (slightly singed).
A rare opportunity has come up for a lucky individual to own their very own continent/large island.
Known as "Australia" and located in the southern hemisphere, the large island comes as part of a fire sale along with several smaller islands and territories off the coast, and a large area of ocean.
It comes with a native population of servants/indentured slaves known as "Australians". These can be eradicated at the wish of the new owner for a nominal fee, if required.
Don't miss out on this special opportunity.
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RE: For Sale
February 8, 2020 at 5:32 am
sorry luv, we sold to the Chinese a while ago...
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RE: For Sale
February 8, 2020 at 6:40 am
I'll take it for $50 and a jar of Horlicks.
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RE: For Sale
February 8, 2020 at 8:49 am
I vegimite be interested.
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RE: For Sale
February 8, 2020 at 8:56 am
(February 8, 2020 at 8:49 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I vegimite be interested.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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RE: For Sale
February 8, 2020 at 9:03 am
And did it taste like processed vegemite?
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RE: For Sale
February 8, 2020 at 9:15 am
According to Wikipedia, Vegemite is vegan, kosher, and halal....
Apparently the manufacturers wanted everyone to get a chance to hate it.......
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RE: For Sale
February 8, 2020 at 9:19 am
I can think of a lot of better uses for yeast.
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RE: For Sale
February 8, 2020 at 9:32 am
(February 7, 2020 at 11:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: For sale...
One continent/large island (slightly singed).
A rare opportunity has come up for a lucky individual to own their very own continent/large island.
Known as "Australia" and located in the southern hemisphere, the large island comes as part of a fire sale along with several smaller islands and territories off the coast, and a large area of ocean.
It comes with a native population of servants/indentured slaves known as "Australians". These can be eradicated at the wish of the new owner for a nominal fee, if required.
Don't miss out on this special opportunity.
I'll think about renting for a month or so.
Would liability insurance be available?
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RE: For Sale
February 8, 2020 at 10:02 am
I have friends in Palmerston, I'll see if they're interested.
