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March 1, 2020 at 4:56 pm
Here's a little questionnaire that I have been working on which I perhaps plan to give people in order to get to know them better. What do you think of it?

It is also written in a way that every "yes" answer gives person one point, so that in the end he or she can have certain amount of points, which is especially useful for people that are too shy to give specific answers.

1. is biological evolution a lie?

2. is Moon landing a hoax?

3. is world ruled by humanoid lizards?

4. was 9/11 inside job?

5. is Earth flat?

6. is Holocaust of Jews a fabrication?

7. are aliens visiting Earth on daily basis?

8. are people being abducted by aliens?

9. was HIV made in laboratory or just doesn't exist?

10. are there secret underground cities beneath us where some sort of beings or people live?

11. is man made climate change a hoax?

12. do vaccines cause autism?

13. was there a government conspiracy behind JFK assassination?

14. is government hiding truth about aliens from outer space?

15. are GMO food plants bad for human health?

16. Will knocking on wood help to avoid bad luck/ help not to test fate?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Questionnaire
March 1, 2020 at 5:18 pm
Odd numbers "Yes". Even numbers "No". Others sequentially lettered starting at zed.
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RE: Questionnaire
March 1, 2020 at 5:31 pm
I toted up sixteen points. I win!!

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RE: Questionnaire
March 1, 2020 at 5:38 pm
The answers to all of these are either; "It's confidential", "You can't prove otherwise", "it's a conspiracy", "The zionist/gay mafia/illuminati are behind it", or "they're onto us. Send the death squads out."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Questionnaire
March 1, 2020 at 5:51 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2020 at 5:52 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(March 1, 2020 at 5:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The answers to all of these are either; "It's confidential", "You can't prove otherwise", "it's a conspiracy", "The zionist/gay mafia/illuminati are behind it", or "they're onto us.  Send the death squads out."

Rubbish. If the Zionist gay mafia Illuminati were behind it, the world would be more colour coordinated.

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RE: Questionnaire
March 1, 2020 at 6:07 pm
***42.
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RE: Questionnaire
March 1, 2020 at 6:09 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2020 at 6:09 pm by arewethereyet.)
I thought the answer is always 43.
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RE: Questionnaire
March 1, 2020 at 6:49 pm
Leave the 42s and 43s. There were only 16 points available and I was the first to achieve a perfect score.

I wanna prize I wanna prize I wanna prize.

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RE: Questionnaire
March 1, 2020 at 7:26 pm
(March 1, 2020 at 6:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Leave the 42s and 43s. There were only 16 points available and I was the first to achieve a perfect score.

I wanna prize I wanna prize I wanna prize.

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RE: Questionnaire
March 1, 2020 at 7:27 pm
(March 1, 2020 at 7:26 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(March 1, 2020 at 6:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Leave the 42s and 43s. There were only 16 points available and I was the first to achieve a perfect score.

I wanna prize I wanna prize I wanna prize.

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Have a taco.

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Got one, thanks.

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