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Here is why you should believe in Zod.
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Here is why you should believe in Zod.
There are those who will tell you that you need to have faith in their god or their prophet or their god-man.

They will give you all kinds of reasons why you should believe.

These reasons run from a simple "why not believe, what will it hurt?" to threats if eternal torture.

Well, Zod is different.

He won't ask you to believe on faith, or with threats.

No, the reason to believe in Zod is simple.

Jesus was a carpenter.
Mohammed was an illiterate.

Zod was a general.

Who's more likely to be right?
Sanity adjacent.


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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zod.
Problem with Zod is that his divinity isn't taught to people when they're kids and that's why nobody believes in him. You know how it goes: tell people about the carpenter who walks on water when they are adults and they'll laugh at you, but coach it to them when they are kids and they will defend it well over the point of dishonesty.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zod.
Beccs, I'm grabbing my enigma machine again!












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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zod.
(March 27, 2020 at 12:58 am)ignoramus Wrote: Beccs, I'm grabbing my enigma machine again!












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What you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is your own business.

But I think calling it 'enigma' might be overstating it, Iggy.
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





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#5
RE: Here is why you should believe in Zod.
well, I could've not said anything Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#6
RE: Here is why you should believe in Zod.
At work.

I, for one, am prepared to kneel before Zod.

Heck. I even used to have the T-shirt. Big Grin
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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zod.
(March 27, 2020 at 2:52 am)ignoramus Wrote: well, I could've not said anything Dunno

Is there any truth to the rumour I've been spreading that you're about to change your name to Hugh Mungus?
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





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#8
RE: Here is why you should believe in Zod.
That's absolutely hilarious!

It's extremely tempting....
(it might suit eb better shhhhhh)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#9
RE: Here is why you should believe in Zod.
At work.

Wait?

Some one else is a fan if the metal band Gwar?

Heart
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#10
RE: Here is why you should believe in Zod.
Sorry I'm late, can we begin again?
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