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Election 2020 Chess Set
#1
Election 2020 Chess Set
Have you seen them hawking this plastic piece of goatshit on TV? 

If not - for only $39.95 they will send you this poorly crafted (probably Malaysia) ill thought out chess set... Donkeys and elephants for pawns. SC justices for bishops, Trump and Pence king and queen.... (I imagine Trump smirking at Pence and saying "That's right queenie - you're my lil bitch now."...)

And "As the Democratic candidates are unknown yet - two blank pedistals" - that I guess you buy later..

One problem - they already made Obama and Biden rooks...


Oops...


You suppose this qualifies you to get a refund?
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#2
RE: Election 2020 Chess Set
Leaving the pedestals blank is probably more appropriate. Really captures the headless nature of resistance to american decline. Wink
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RE: Election 2020 Chess Set
Funny how furriners get things wrong. I had to buy a hard hat when I was working at Cape Canaveral in '01 and went to the store to get some US flags to stick on it. They were on there a few days before I noticed that they had 48 stars.  Rolleyes
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#4
RE: Election 2020 Chess Set
Question: Does the Donkey side automatically win if it's just the queens left? Because I'm pretty sure Pence can't be in a room alone with a woman.
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RE: Election 2020 Chess Set
(April 9, 2020 at 11:27 am)Cecelia Wrote: Question:  Does the Donkey side automatically win if it's just the queens left?  Because I'm pretty sure Pence can't be in a room alone with a woman.

That made me laugh probably more than it should have.   Hilarious
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RE: Election 2020 Chess Set
(April 9, 2020 at 11:27 am)Cecelia Wrote: Question:  Does the Donkey side automatically win if it's just the queens left?  Because I'm pretty sure Pence can't be in a room alone with a woman.

Neither can Trump, but for different reasons.



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#7
RE: Election 2020 Chess Set
Would have made more sense for a 2016 set, so you know what the pieces are.
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http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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#8
RE: Election 2020 Chess Set
Haven’t they been making the sets for a while? I seem to recall seeing adverts for them in years past.

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#9
RE: Election 2020 Chess Set
I've never heard of it, unfortunately.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Election 2020 Chess Set
(April 9, 2020 at 11:13 am)Fireball Wrote: Funny how furriners get things wrong. I had to buy a hard hat when I was working at Cape Canaveral in '01 and went to the store to get some US flags to stick on it. They were on there a few days before I noticed that they had 48 stars.  Rolleyes

Are you surprised? Even they're made in China.

When I was at the previous job, we weaved and sold high quality fabrics to sell to our military for uniforms.
We no longer exist because our uniforms are, yep, you guess it...
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