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Epitaphs and Tombstones!
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That’s why it’s easier for females to cheat. A woman can run faster with her skirt hitched up round her waist than a man can with his trousers round his ankles.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Spike Milligan grave is supposed to read "I told you I was ill!"
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! (April 12, 2020 at 5:05 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Spike Milligan grave is supposed to read "I told you I was ill!" It does indeed, but it’s in Irish: Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 12, 2020 at 5:24 pm
(This post was last modified: April 12, 2020 at 5:26 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(April 12, 2020 at 5:24 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(April 12, 2020 at 5:05 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Spike Milligan grave is supposed to read "I told you I was ill!" Great comedian, and not a bad trumpet player!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! |
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