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How WON’T You Die?
#21
RE: How WON’T You Die?
Agree with the parachute failure. Nope!

Being decapitated while riding in a convertible with a long scarf around my neck.

The electric chair , unless my electric recliner shorts out!

Pecked to death by chickens.

Bored to death by sanity.

Any other reason while having a healthy liver.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#22
RE: How WON’T You Die?
(June 12, 2020 at 6:34 pm)brewer Wrote: A Gorn, Nomad, Salt Vampire, Horta, Transporter, Klingon, .....................

They just gonna toss you out an airlock huh?



God I hate it when that happens...
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#23
RE: How WON’T You Die?
Peacefully in my sleep.

Peacefully in someone elses's sleep.

Shot by Mexican bandits.

Drone strike.

Shot by the secret service while attempting to shoot the president.

Nuked from orbit because it's the only way to be sure.

Shot by rebels after a speedy show trial.

In a plane crash.

On the Titanic.

In a surprise Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour.

In a surprise Mexican attack on Pearl Harbour.

Aboard the Lusitania.

By orcs.

Storming the Bastille.

In Noah's Flood 2, the sequel.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#24
RE: How WON’T You Die?
(June 12, 2020 at 11:20 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(June 12, 2020 at 6:34 pm)brewer Wrote: A Gorn, Nomad, Salt Vampire, Horta, Transporter, Klingon, .....................

They just gonna toss you out an airlock huh?



God I hate it when that happens...

Or beamed out into space at "maximum dispersion", like was done to the "Jack the Ripper" possessive thing, in the original ST.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#25
RE: How WON’T You Die?
The heat death of the universe/God is perhaps the least likely way for me to die?
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#26
RE: How WON’T You Die?
I might die (from shock) if I actually won a Middle Earth Fan Fiction Award.  Naughty
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#27
RE: How WON’T You Die?
I won't die having sex with a woman. (obviously)
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#28
RE: How WON’T You Die?
I won't die as the result of a stampede of wild elephants in my own home between 3:55 and 4:00 p.m. on the Fourth of July during a hailstorm.
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#29
RE: How WON’T You Die?
(June 13, 2020 at 9:17 am)Eleven Wrote: I won't die having sex with a woman. (obviously)

At my age, I can say ditto to that one.  Blush
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#30
RE: How WON’T You Die?
(June 13, 2020 at 5:56 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote:
(June 13, 2020 at 9:17 am)Eleven Wrote: I won't die having sex with a woman. (obviously)

At my age, I can say ditto to that one.  Blush

Unless you DO have sex with a woman. Then it's not unlikely....

Hey yer not dead yet... You could win the lottery and then they'll be TRYING to kill you that way...

Big Grin
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