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How WON’T You Die?

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How WON’T You Die?
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
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#31
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 5:16 am
(June 13, 2020 at 7:08 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(June 13, 2020 at 5:56 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: At my age, I can say ditto to that one.  Blush

Unless you DO have sex with a woman. Then it's not unlikely....

Hey yer not dead yet... You could win the lottery and then they'll be TRYING to kill you that way...

Big Grin

That’s a myth, I think. I bought my first and only lottery ticket when I was 24. It won me £20 (I quit while I was ahead) and no one tried to fuck me to death over it.

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#32
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 6:33 am
As a suicide bomber.

Also having sex with a woman.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#33
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 6:51 am
(June 14, 2020 at 6:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: As a suicide bomber.

Also having sex with a woman.

And then, his depression set in.

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#34
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 7:05 am
Well, I'll certainly never be killed hang gliding or riding a surf board.  Great
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#35
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 7:33 am
I'll never die from being patient.
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#36
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 7:57 am
(June 14, 2020 at 5:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 13, 2020 at 7:08 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Unless you DO have sex with a woman. Then it's not unlikely....

Hey yer not dead yet... You could win the lottery and then they'll be TRYING to kill you that way...

Big Grin

That’s a myth, I think. I bought my first and only lottery ticket when I was 24. It won me £20 (I quit while I was ahead) and no one tried to fuck me to death over it.

Boru

I got a check for $25k at one point and deposited it my credit union account. Because of legal wrangling with an insurance company - I began taking the money out in cash and locking it up in my gun safe. By the end of the month the money was "gone". (And safe in my safe).

I got a call from a lady I knew as a friend. She wanted to start dating... "How come you and me never got romantic".....(I happened to be single at the time)

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Long story short - she had a friend who worked at the credit union.

By the time I cleaned out the account - she quit returning my calls......

I still kinda chuckle over that one...
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#37
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 1:31 pm
I might die of a broken neck...but not because of tap dancing.




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#38
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 9:56 pm
Today, tomorrow, eating tomatoes or ice fishing.
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 9:15 am
I am unlikely to die of

a meteor strike

a supernova

radiation poisoning from my at-home nuclear reactor

being shot from a cannon

eaten by a tiger

auto-erotic asphyxia

too much sex
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 10:04 am
Too much exercise. Cool
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