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Things you say to your pets

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Things you say to your pets
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Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 7:15 am
I guess I’ll go first.

Kid, I’m not pulling LEGOs out your butt again. We’ll let the groomer do it, make sure you act surprised.
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RE: Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 7:28 am
-Get out of the cupboard.

-Get out of the bathtub.

-Get out of the sink.

-Get off the table.

-Get off the remote.

-Get off the bed.

-Get off my keys.

-Get off my book.

-Get off the keyboard.

-Get off my face.

(We have cats.)

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RE: Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 7:43 am
I’m gonna skin you and make gloves because you’re not big enough for boots
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RE: Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 7:48 am
"Get out from under my feet, you little prick!"

"Why do you insist on getting under the blankets when you're soaked theough?"

"If I can't kill myself, I'm not letting you succeed!" (Said when the cat gets underfoot at the top of the stairs).

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 7:52 am
Get off my desk!


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RE: Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 8:00 am
(June 30, 2020 at 7:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Get off my desk!



Yet I see a treat there.

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RE: Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 8:02 am
(June 30, 2020 at 8:00 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 30, 2020 at 7:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Get off my desk!



Yet I see a treat there.
Yeah, just one. That's his daily allotment.
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RE: Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 8:07 am
You’re the best baby in the whole universe.
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RE: Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 8:10 am
"Are you in or bloody out?"

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RE: Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 8:21 am
Quinn stop jumping on Chewy's cage. Quinn stop it. Quinn stop jumping on the cage. Quinn! Quinn STOP! Quinn stop it! Quinn, I'm gonna beat your butt. Quinn!!!!! Goddmanit Quinn you are a stubborn little shit. It's a good thing you're cute.
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