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Xenomorph and penis
#11
RE: Xenomorph and penis
(August 14, 2020 at 6:12 pm)no one Wrote: Dicks recognize each other.

 @Anomalocaris also noticed a similarity between the alien parasite and cunts, so you're saying that he's a cunt because he recognized a cunt in the baby alien?
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#12
RE: Xenomorph and penis
Sorry buddy, you left that door open. I just had to saunter through.
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#13
RE: Xenomorph and penis
Yes, WinterHold, it is a 40+ year old movie and I thought everyone and their dog knew about this. Just like facehuggers look kind of like a vagina.

And SF movies frequently like to use penises and vaginas as inspiration for aliens and alien worlds. For instance, the most excessive example is the french animated movie "Fantastic Planet".

But what is also interesting is that original Dan O'Bannon's screenplay featured them landing three times on a planet and finding aliens in a pyramid - to which Ridley Scott responded "Get rid of that garbage." But then he had temples-pyramids in Prometheus, I guess by then he embraced the "garbage".
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#14
RE: Xenomorph and penis
But did you know that 12th century Scottish abbey called Paisley abbey, has alien as one of its gargoyles?
[Image: Alien.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#15
RE: Xenomorph and penis
Do you remember that nerdy creep in class that interrupted your jokes to foretell stuff to stop you from joking?
FM; there's a xenomorph in your ass. No one cares asshole; people came here to laugh !
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#16
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(August 15, 2020 at 2:01 pm)WinterHold Wrote: Do you remember that nerdy creep in class that interrupted your jokes to foretell stuff to stop you from joking?
FM; there's a xenomorph in your ass. No one cares asshole; people came here to laugh !

If people come here to laugh, why is it you never say anything funny?

Still awaiting your apology.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#17
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(August 15, 2020 at 2:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 15, 2020 at 2:01 pm)WinterHold Wrote: Do you remember that nerdy creep in class that interrupted your jokes to foretell stuff to stop you from joking?
FM; there's a xenomorph in your ass. No one cares asshole; people came here to laugh !

If people come here to laugh, why is it you never say anything funny?

Still awaiting your apology.

Boru

We already agreed that you're an ostrich. Why is your head above ground?
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#18
RE: Xenomorph and penis
(August 15, 2020 at 4:13 pm)WinterHold Wrote:
(August 15, 2020 at 2:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If people come here to laugh, why is it you never say anything funny?

Still awaiting your apology.

Boru

We already agreed that you're an ostrich. Why is your head above ground?

No, we didn’t agree, so that’s another lie you’ve told. In fact, I pointed out that you lied about ostriches.

Lie Tally:

Boru - 0
WinterHold - 3

Be a man. Apologize.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#19
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Er... Necronomicon..... 

You mean what I know - right?
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#20
RE: Xenomorph and penis
(August 15, 2020 at 4:13 pm)WinterHold Wrote:
(August 15, 2020 at 2:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If people come here to laugh, why is it you never say anything funny?

Still awaiting your apology.

Boru

We already agreed that you're an ostrich. Why is your head above ground?

Because he is not an ostrich?
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