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Name a movie that would have been creepy with a sex scene
#11
RE: Name a movie that would have been creepy with a sex scene
(November 17, 2020 at 4:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 17, 2020 at 3:38 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The Smurfs.

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Blue tips?

Blue goo.

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#12
RE: Name a movie that would have been creepy with a sex scene
I always figured they'd have fire engine red tips, judging by their blue skin. Like rudolph, but for penis.

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#13
RE: Name a movie that would have been creepy with a sex scene
Mr. Popper's Penguins.

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#14
RE: Name a movie that would have been creepy with a sex scene
Bambi.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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#15
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Mary Poppins
(Can't help thinking she was a pervy bitch when no one was looking!)
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#16
RE: Name a movie that would have been creepy with a sex scene
(November 17, 2020 at 7:03 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Mary Poppins
(Can't help thinking she was a pervy bitch when no one was looking!)

Agreed.  I mean, you just KNOW she had fur-lined handcuffs and a ball gag in that bottomless carpet bag of hers.

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#17
RE: Name a movie that would have been creepy with a sex scene
Rain Man
10 minutes until Wapner, Wapner, Wapner, Wapnerrrrrr!

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#18
RE: Name a movie that would have been creepy with a sex scene
Mrs Doubtfire.
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#19
RE: Name a movie that would have been creepy with a sex scene
Life of Pi

Oh, God!
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#20
RE: Name a movie that would have been creepy with a sex scene
(November 17, 2020 at 2:27 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Anything with Muppets.

But seriously, it seems to me that sex scenes de-creepify movies, like "Passion of the Christ" would have been less creepy if its characters had any sex.

Check out "The Happytime Murders". Muppets ejaculate silly string!
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