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November 25, 2020 at 2:45 pm
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(November 25, 2020 at 2:02 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: IDK that you'd really want to hear them, dirty birds.
I suspect it was political, but I can’t prove it. There are hints that Da had sort of a dodgy youth and may have been on the run.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:48 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 2:04 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 2:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My parents were married in a cellar for reasons they never disclosed.
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Dungeons And Dragons fans?
(November 25, 2020 at 1:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Fuck you.
I think I can safely promise you that, in all the possible permutations of the multiverse, I will NEVER offer you a hot air balloon ride.
Boru
You do have empathy, you do. You love me, you know it.
Fuck you.
Of course I have empathy. No, I don’t love you. Please take this personally: you’re simply not lovable.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:54 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 2:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 2:04 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Dungeons And Dragons fans?
You do have empathy, you do. You love me, you know it.
Fuck you.
Of course I have empathy. No, I don’t love you. Please take this personally: you’re simply not lovable.
Boru
Bu, bu, bu, you are astoundingly, amazingly, adorable.
I would take you on a hot air balloon ride. I'd stay on the ground of course, and wouldn't worry about the local safety laws for such.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:56 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 2:54 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 2:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Fuck you.
Of course I have empathy. No, I don’t love you. Please take this personally: you’re simply not lovable.
Boru
Bu, bu, bu, you are astoundingly, amazingly, adorable.
I would take you on a hot air balloon ride. I'd stay on the ground of course, and wouldn't worry about the local safety laws for such.
Fuck you.
My reluctance to offer you a balloon ride has nothing to do with your personal comfort.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:56 pm
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LOL. My grandfather was being held on suspicion of murdering people with a claw hammer - and my grandmother was the first person he met with a faster car than his on bail.
Between you and I and Ogg and the internet...he was absolutely guilty of beating those white bread pieces of shit to death with a hammer but he insists it was a ballpeen, so they they had the facts wrong. My grandmothers overwhelming white-land-owning-indiana-ness shielded him from further scrutiny.
//and so it was that I came to be, and so it is that I don't have a single ball-peen hammer. Needless temptation.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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November 25, 2020 at 2:58 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 2:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 2:54 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Bu, bu, bu, you are astoundingly, amazingly, adorable.
I would take you on a hot air balloon ride. I'd stay on the ground of course, and wouldn't worry about the local safety laws for such.
Fuck you.
My reluctance to offer you a balloon ride has nothing to do with your personal comfort.
Boru
I cannot begin to tell you how broken up I am over this.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:59 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 2:56 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: LOL. My grandfather was being held on suspicion of murdering people with a claw hammer - and my grandmother was the first person he met with a faster car than his on bail.
Between you and I and Ogg and the internet...he was absolutely guilty of beating those white bread pieces of shit to death with a hammer but he insists it was a ballpeen, so they they had the facts wrong. My grandmothers overwhelming white-land-owning-indiana-ness shielded him from further scrutiny.
//and so it was that I came to be, and so it is that I don't have a single ball-peen hammer. Needless temptation.
At least you’ve got the story. 
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November 25, 2020 at 3:00 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 2:58 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 2:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Fuck you.
My reluctance to offer you a balloon ride has nothing to do with your personal comfort.
Boru
I cannot begin to tell you how broken up I am over this.
Fuck you.
Good. Don’t feel you have to.
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November 25, 2020 at 3:02 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 3:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 2:58 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I cannot begin to tell you how broken up I am over this.
Fuck you.
Good. Don’t feel you have to.
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Daddy, daddy please don't abandon me. I promise I will eat my vegetables.
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November 25, 2020 at 3:05 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 2:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: At least you’ve got the story.
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Right? My grandad, bless his soul, is incapable of lying even if he should. That's where I get owning my shit from, even when it's bad shit. He'll pass on soon, but he really doesn't understand why he should lie about shit he did, like he didn't believe in it when he did it and wouldn't do it again, given the chance.
Him being my da made me what I am, who I am.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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