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Why satan became rebel?
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Why satan became rebel?
Was it because humans became Gods favorites? Why satan still serves God by testing people like Job and yet he is a rebel?
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#2
RE: Why satan became rebel?
Remember that angels apparently have no free will but still managed to rebel...
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
But if a zombie bites an angel does the angel become a zombie? And does Jesus invite zombies to eat his brain?

What about a vampire? You think Jesus is gonna be inviting vampires to "drink this in rememberance of me?".


And what if - Jesus gets bit by a vampire and THEN a zombie eats his brains?

Could he beat Superman then?

The Vatican needs to address these important theological points...
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
He was an Angel, and good at his job,
but he committed the ultimate sin

and testified against god.

A god that tried to kill innocent humans,
but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the seven circles of hell

an outlaw hunting outlaws

a bounty hunter,

A RENEGADE

"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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RE: Why satan became rebel?
(December 18, 2020 at 3:35 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Was it because humans became Gods favorites? Why satan still serves God by testing people like Job and yet he is a rebel?

Because Milton needed an antagonist for his epic poem.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
BL Z Bub is anything but a rebel. Although, just like OJ, Lucifer got a bad rap.
Sadly, there wasn't a Kato for the founder of Hell inc.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
(December 18, 2020 at 4:05 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: He was an Angel, and good at his job,
but he committed the ultimate sin

and testified against god.

A god that tried to kill innocent humans,
but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the seven circles of hell

an outlaw hunting outlaws

a bounty hunter,

A RENEGADE


How is he able to run fast and fight easily with that clothing on? This completely ignores aerodynamics and energy efficiency.

A real fighter would probably wear more spandex and running shoes.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
Despite his love and allegiance, Satan learned through experience that God lacked mercy and was outright abusive.  So, despite being God's favorite, his morning star, Satan claimed the world and reopened the dojo.  This time, with more emphasis on kinship and empathy.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
(December 18, 2020 at 3:35 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Was it because humans became Gods favorites? Why satan still serves God by testing people like Job and yet he is a rebel?

No. That's what happens when you're not breast fed. Poor, poor Satan. Reactive attachment disorder is a bitch.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
(December 18, 2020 at 3:35 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Was it because humans became Gods favorites? Why satan still serves God by testing people like Job and yet he is a rebel?

I think you're mixing up at least three depictions of Satan into each other.

In the Hebrew Bible, Satan is more or less God's DA, prosecuting potential sinners, with a hope of redemption for the sinners. It's not until the New Testament where Satan falls into his more familiar role. I'm not sure where the whole "rebelling because humans became God's favourites" thing came, but it's more or less apocrypha that probably took form long after Christianity established itself (notably, the Latin versions of The Life of Adam and Eve). Satan as a rebel, it all comes squarely from John Milton, who decided to draw on Greek tragedy to turn Satan into a tragic anti-hero who's undone by his own hubris, and it just blew up from there, especially after William Blake called him "a true poet and of the Devils party without knowing it."
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