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You know you are old when.

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You know you are old when.
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 6:17 pm (This post was last modified: January 23, 2021 at 6:26 pm by Brian37.)
(January 22, 2021 at 12:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: When you...


...oh wait, I'm not old.

Tongue

Listen you whipper snapper! I'll have you know I take naps in the afternoon!
(January 23, 2021 at 6:14 pm)Angrboda Wrote: What were we talking about again?



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RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 7:28 pm
Could the rest of you please type louder?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#23
RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 7:34 pm
When all of your coworkers have no idea how to dial a rotary phone, or even knows what one is.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

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RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 7:40 pm
(January 23, 2021 at 7:28 pm)brewer Wrote: Could the rest of you please type louder?

WHAT'S THAT SUNNY, YOU WANT ME TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE TRUMP?
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 7:42 pm
(January 23, 2021 at 7:40 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 23, 2021 at 7:28 pm)brewer Wrote: Could the rest of you please type louder?

WHAT'S THAT SUNNY, YOU WANT ME TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE TRUMP?

Might as well.

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RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 7:56 pm
(January 23, 2021 at 7:40 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 23, 2021 at 7:28 pm)brewer Wrote: Could the rest of you please type louder?

WHAT'S THAT SUNNY SONNY, YOU WANT ME TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE TRUMP?

I think I heard that.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 8:09 pm
(January 23, 2021 at 7:56 pm)brewer Wrote:
(January 23, 2021 at 7:40 pm)Brian37 Wrote: WHAT'S THAT SUNNY SONNY, YOU WANT ME TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE TRUMP?

I think I heard that.

I have cat er acts.  I know Ty quan ty po. 

I know Bruise Knee, ok I have bruises on my knee. 

I stared in a "Fist Full Of Bi Flex".
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#28
RE: You know you are old when.
January 24, 2021 at 8:44 am
....you go to stores and people increasingly start doing things for you. [Image: oldmancane.gif]
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 24, 2021 at 9:59 am
You get dizzy, go to your knees, go flat, pass out, and people make a fuss.
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 24, 2021 at 1:48 pm
(January 23, 2021 at 6:14 pm)Angrboda Wrote: What were we talking about again?

The 1969 Mets, a myth and a hoax.
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