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My 5,000th post
Minimalist Offline Donators
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My 5,000th post
March 7, 2011 at 11:28 am
Fuck Jesus and Mohammad up the ass with a cactus dildo!

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RE: My 5,000th post
March 7, 2011 at 11:40 am
They are dead. Fucking their completely decomposed corpses is both extremely challenging to do and nonproductive of making the world a better place. Shoving it up the flatulent asses of prosthelytizing Christians and muhammudans still living, on the other hand, is both doable and, provided the result is debilitating enough, productive of greater welfare of mankind.
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RE: My 5,000th post
March 7, 2011 at 4:25 pm
5,000 posts of min on this forum? No wonder this forum kicks so much ass!!!
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RE: My 5,000th post
March 7, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Clap
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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RE: My 5,000th post
March 7, 2011 at 5:32 pm
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RE: My 5,000th post
March 7, 2011 at 6:10 pm
He's also an incredibly hard person to top the postcount of Tongue I stopped trying long ago Smile

Btw, that cactus dildo looks unfortunately realistic... 0.o
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: My 5,000th post
March 7, 2011 at 7:38 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2011 at 7:41 pm by ozgoat.)
(March 7, 2011 at 11:28 am)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck Jesus and Mohammad up the ass with a cactus dildo!

5000 posts? Congrats!

btw, what do you do in your spare time?Big Grin
(March 7, 2011 at 5:32 pm)Rayaan Wrote: [Image: internetoa6.jpg]

Great pic, Rayaan! I must be careful!


There are many intelligent Christians, no doubt, but an "intellectual Christian", is surely an oxymoron.
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RE: My 5,000th post
March 7, 2011 at 8:11 pm
I'm retired. All my time is "spare."
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RE: My 5,000th post
March 7, 2011 at 8:47 pm
It is a law of nature that every vacuum will be filled. So if Jesus and Muhammad abscond other motherfuckers will take their place. We know what we've got. We don't know what we would get instead! Horror! We might even get Our Lord Glen... God forbid!

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't!

And congrats on your 5,000th post. I guess.
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RE: My 5,000th post
March 7, 2011 at 9:56 pm
(March 7, 2011 at 8:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm retired. All my time is "spare."

Lucky you! I'd like to be, but.......


There are many intelligent Christians, no doubt, but an "intellectual Christian", is surely an oxymoron.
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