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Relationship Tips And Tricks
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Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 6:51 am (This post was last modified: March 17, 2021 at 6:57 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
When your SO asks where you're taking them for dinner, don't tell them. Ask them to guess. Then take them to the first place they name. It saves you the trouble of both picking the restaurant and the risk of taking them someplace they won't like.

Any others?

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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 7:00 am
Don't try to change the other person.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 7:14 am
Stay single.

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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 8:47 am
Be a gentleman and let her come first...
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 9:57 am
(March 17, 2021 at 8:47 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Be a gentleman and let her come first...

Let her?

Make her.....


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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 12:19 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 9:57 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 8:47 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Be a gentleman and let her come first...

Let her?

Make her.....


Razz

Three-four times. Females have multi-orgasmic capacity, it would be shame if they only had one orgasm. My rule was "two before I take my shirt off."

Another rule: Never stop dating your SO.
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 1:13 pm (This post was last modified: March 17, 2021 at 1:16 pm by onlinebiker.)
(March 17, 2021 at 12:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 9:57 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Let her?

Make her.....


Razz

Three-four times. Females have multi-orgasmic capacity, it would be shame if they only had one orgasm. My rule was "two before I take my shirt off."

Another rule: Never stop dating your SO.
Not always...

I have known a couple of women who were " one and done"......
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 1:14 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 12:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 9:57 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Let her?

Make her.....


Razz

Three-four times. Females have multi-orgasmic capacity, it would be shame if they only had one orgasm. My rule was "two before I take my shirt off."

Another rule: Never stop dating your SO.

Rosy Palm has always been my SO.
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 1:17 pm
The ultimate rejection... Brian' s hand is always falling asleep......
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 1:17 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 1:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 12:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Three-four times. Females have multi-orgasmic capacity, it would be shame if they only had one orgasm. My rule was "two before I take my shirt off."

Another rule: Never stop dating your SO.
Not always...

I have known a couple of women who were " one and done"......

Never met one. I've known a few who begged for a few minutes to recover their breathing.
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