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[Deesse23]

I just took a brain brain test. I aced it. Flying colors. My physician, Dr. Joe......you know, Dr. Joe Joseph Braintester, after the test, Dr. Joe, I love Dr. Joe, he looked at me and said "Sir, that was the most amazingly amazing aceing of a test I've ever seen." "I don't think I've ever seen anything like it, nobody ever has." He added, that he wished he had a daughter, so I could marry her, and have beautiful, cognitively strong children, He wants to name a river after me, because they flow so freely, like my big words flow so freely from my cognitively strong brain. And you know, since we're talking about strokes, it has been said, that if I ever had one, I would stroke like no other, nobody would ever see a stroker like me. I would stroke in the moring, stroke in the afternoon, stroke in the evening. I could stroke on the toilet, even stoke in bed. Bed, there's a funny word, if you look at it, it looks like a bed, You have the b and the little e getting all comfortable, nestled in there. Then you have that other letter, you know, that backwards little b. A backwards b, it's a hell of a thing......don't you think? Going all zzub, zzub, zzub when they fly all around. To answer your question, even though it's a nasty question.. I am the okest. Nobody can ok like me.

Did you already consider running for POTUS? You probably want to make sure and get convicted of some felonies first.

[arewethereyet]

I just took a brain brain test. I aced it. Flying colors. My physician, Dr. Joe......you know, Dr. Joe Joseph Braintester, after the test, Dr. Joe, I love Dr. Joe, he looked at me and said "Sir, that was the most amazingly amazing aceing of a test I've ever seen." "I don't think I've ever seen anything like it, nobody ever has." He added, that he wished he had a daughter, so I could marry her, and have beautiful, cognitively strong children, He wants to name a river after me, because they flow so freely, like my big words flow so freely from my cognitively strong brain. And you know, since we're talking about strokes, it has been said, that if I ever had one, I would stroke like no other, nobody would ever see a stroker like me. I would stroke in the moring, stroke in the afternoon, stroke in the evening. I could stroke on the toilet, even stoke in bed. Bed, there's a funny word, if you look at it, it looks like a bed, You have the b and the little e getting all comfortable, nestled in there. Then you have that other letter, you know, that backwards little b. A backwards b, it's a hell of a thing......don't you think? Going all zzub, zzub, zzub when they fly all around. To answer your question, even though it's a nasty question.. I am the okest. Nobody can ok like me.

Did you already consider running for POTUS? You probably want to make sure and get convicted of some felonies first.

You are assuming he hasn't already.

[no one]

I took the felony convictions for you. They wanted to take away your Citrëon, but I stood in the way. I won't let anyone take away your right to make lemonade or limeade. I like the cherry kind. It's nice and sweet, like your favorite felon.

[A. Secular Human]

I just took a brain brain test. I aced it. Flying colors. My physician, Dr. Joe......you know, Dr. Joe Joseph Braintester, after the test, Dr. Joe, I love Dr. Joe, he looked at me and said "Sir, that was the most amazingly amazing aceing of a test I've ever seen." "I don't think I've ever seen anything like it, nobody ever has." He added, that he wished he had a daughter, so I could marry her, and have beautiful, cognitively strong children, He wants to name a river after me, because they flow so freely, like my big words flow so freely from my cognitively strong brain. And you know, since we're talking about strokes, it has been said, that if I ever had one, I would stroke like no other, nobody would ever see a stroker like me. I would stroke in the moring, stroke in the afternoon, stroke in the evening. I could stroke on the toilet, even stoke in bed. Bed, there's a funny word, if you look at it, it looks like a bed, You have the b and the little e getting all comfortable, nestled in there. Then you have that other letter, you know, that backwards little b. A backwards b, it's a hell of a thing......don't you think? Going all zzub, zzub, zzub when they fly all around. To answer your question, even though it's a nasty question.. I am the okest. Nobody can ok like me.

That reads like a speech at a Trump rally.

BTW, we now call a Trump rally a "rubicon".

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Roger Moore Gravesite Vandalized

An anonymous source told TMZ they recently stopped by the Cimetière de Monaco, a small exclusive cemetery in La Colle, Monaco, to pay their respect to Moore's tomb last week. They were looking for a burial site, which has a large family crest. 

However, when they finally found the grave site, they said the large shield representing Roger Moore's family had been stolen. They also presented before and after photos of the site proving that the crest had been stolen. In the before snap, the crest was seen with a white car placed in a glass box. The after photo shows the crest was ripped off the wall and the car was placed with the flowers.

Boru

[Nanny]

^I blame Timothy Dalton

[Nanny]

Oklahoma Attention-Seeker Says Public Schools Must Teach the bible.
https://kfor.com/news/local/oklahoma-sta...c-schools/

If anyone is deserving of receiving a turd in a bag in the mail, it's that guy.

[no one]

Are they going to teach that the buybull is complete ridiculous nonsense, written by scientifically inept desert dwelling goat fuckers?

[Angrboda]

Five Charged in the Case of a Juror and a Gift Bag Stuffed With $120,000

Federal prosecutors on Wednesday charged five people with conspiring to bribe a juror in a high-profile federal trial in Minneapolis. The charges described a brazen plot that included extensive surveillance of the juror and talking points drafted to help her argue for an acquittal.

The attempted bribe took place early this month on the eve of the final day of a weekslong trial, prosecutors said, the first in what they have described as a far-reaching fraud scheme.

Prosecutors have charged 70 people in the case with stealing tens of millions of dollars from a federal food-aid program meant to feed hungry children, taking advantage of lax oversight during the Covid-19 pandemic.

What they described as the attempted bribe imperiled the first trial in the case, which involved seven defendants. The jury this month convicted five of them of felonies including wire fraud and money laundering. Two were acquitted.

Three of the people charged Wednesday with attempted bribery were defendants in the trial. Two of them — Abdiaziz Shafii Farah, 35, of Savage Minn., and Abdimajid Mohamed Nur, 23, of Shakopee, Minn. — were among those convicted. A third defendant charged in the bribery scheme — Said Shafii Farah, 42, of Minneapolis — was acquitted at trial.

According to prosecutors, the defendants — who were all Somali immigrants — selected the juror who received the cash because she was the sole person of color on the jury. They sought to persuade her that the government was motivated by animus toward immigrants, according to talking points they hoped the juror would use in deliberations. “We are immigrants: they don’t respect and care about us,” the talking points said. It concluded by saying: “You alone can end this case.”

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Five Charged in the Case of a Juror and a Gift Bag Stuffed With $120,000

Federal prosecutors on Wednesday charged five people with conspiring to bribe a juror in a high-profile federal trial in Minneapolis. The charges described a brazen plot that included extensive surveillance of the juror and talking points drafted to help her argue for an acquittal.

The attempted bribe took place early this month on the eve of the final day of a weekslong trial, prosecutors said, the first in what they have described as a far-reaching fraud scheme.

Prosecutors have charged 70 people in the case with stealing tens of millions of dollars from a federal food-aid program meant to feed hungry children, taking advantage of lax oversight during the Covid-19 pandemic.

What they described as the attempted bribe imperiled the first trial in the case, which  involved seven defendants. The jury this month convicted five of them of felonies including wire fraud and money laundering. Two were acquitted.

Three of the people charged Wednesday with attempted bribery were defendants in the trial. Two of them — Abdiaziz Shafii Farah, 35, of Savage Minn., and Abdimajid Mohamed Nur, 23, of Shakopee, Minn. — were among those convicted. A third defendant charged in the bribery scheme — Said Shafii Farah, 42, of Minneapolis — was acquitted at trial.

According to prosecutors, the defendants — who were all Somali immigrants — selected the juror who received the cash because she was the sole person of color on the jury. They sought to persuade her that the government was motivated by animus toward immigrants, according to talking points they hoped the juror would use in deliberations. “We are immigrants: they don’t respect and care about us,” the talking points said. It concluded by saying: “You alone can end this case.”

Amateurs. You never, EVER bribe someone in writing. Sheesh.

Boru