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Noteworthy News
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(June 1, 2023 at 12:38 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: At least they are not eating at McDonald

Quote:Teens eat swan they grabbed from New York village pond

The swan, who was named "Faye" by village residents, was allegedly eaten as a Memorial Day dinner. The teens told police that they mistook Faye for a large duck.

“They did not know that it was a swan, and they did not know that it was not a wild animal, that it was actually owned by the Village of Manlius,” Manlius Police Sgt. Ken Hatter said.

The three teens were charged with felony grand larceny and criminal mischief, as well as misdemeanor conspiracy and criminal trespass.

https://www.rawstory.com/can-you-eat-swan/

How the hell do you mistake a swan for a duck?

Lying little fucks.

Throw the book at them.
Dying to live, living to die.
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To mark the 40th anniversary of 'Blackadder', this painting was hung in Audley End House in Essex. Various people touring the listed home mistook the portrait as being that of Walter Raliegh, William Shakespeare, and Henry VIII.

[Image: blackadder-portrait-in-situ.jpg]

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(June 1, 2023 at 5:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: To mark the 40th anniversary of 'Blackadder', this painting was hung in Audley End House in Essex. Various people touring the listed home mistook the portrait as being that of Walter Raliegh, William Shakespeare, and Henry VIII.

[Image: blackadder-portrait-in-situ.jpg]

Boru

No, that's Baldrick!
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(June 1, 2023 at 5:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 1, 2023 at 5:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: To mark the 40th anniversary of 'Blackadder', this painting was hung in Audley End House in Essex. Various people touring the listed home mistook the portrait as being that of Walter Raliegh, William Shakespeare, and Henry VIII.

[Image: blackadder-portrait-in-situ.jpg]

Boru

No, that's Baldrick!

Have to admit, though, that hanging the painting was a cunning plan.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Wtf? How could this have happened? Didn't god write a moral law on their hearts?

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https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news...ed-report/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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The problem is the lack of Jesus in this church

Quote:Fire engulfs 160-year-old Massachusetts church after lightning strikes

A historic Massachusetts church went up in flames after being struck by lightning, fire officials said Saturday.

The 160-year-old church in the town of Spencer, about 10 miles west of Worcester, was engulfed and is a total loss, church and fire officials said.

The First Congregational Church had stood on that spot since its predecessor was also consumed by fire in 1862. According to church history, a building of worship has been on that land since 1743.

There were no injuries. Nonetheless residents watched in horror as nearly 100 firefighters from about 20 departments battled the blaze

https://sports.yahoo.com/fire-engulfs-16...00375.html
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(June 4, 2023 at 9:27 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: The problem is the lack of Jesus in this church

Quote:Fire engulfs 160-year-old Massachusetts church after lightning strikes

A historic Massachusetts church went up in flames after being struck by lightning, fire officials said Saturday.

The 160-year-old church in the town of Spencer, about 10 miles west of Worcester, was engulfed and is a total loss, church and fire officials said.

The First Congregational Church had stood on that spot since its predecessor was also consumed by fire in 1862. According to church history, a building of worship has been on that land since 1743.

There were no injuries. Nonetheless residents watched in horror as nearly 100 firefighters from about 20 departments battled the blaze

https://sports.yahoo.com/fire-engulfs-16...00375.html

Preacher lady standing in front of completely demolished church. "Thank God more people weren't killed by that twister."
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Japan will put a wooden satellite into orbit next year

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Researchers from Kyoto University in Japan have determined that wood from magnolia trees could be the ideal construction material for a satellite due to launch into space next year.

Test results from a recent experiment aboard the International Space Station among three wood specimens revealed magnolia to be the most versatile. The samples, which were exposed to the harsh conditions of space for 10 months, returned to Earth this past January.

https://www.techspot.com/news/98930-japa...-year.html
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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European Sex Championship

Oh you think you're good at sex? Maybe the best in the world? Well you may finally have a chance to put your money and several other things where your mouth is, because the Swedish Sex Federation is attempting to launch a competitive international sex competition.

According to several viral posts and a few recent news reports, the "European Sex Championship" is set to take place on June 8, featuring matches between competitors from 16 different countries. According to the reports, judges from the Swedish Sex Federation would look at "seduction, body massages, exploring erotic zones, prelude, oral sex, penetration, endurance, physical appearance, pose execution, creativity in position changes, and the number of orgasms within a given time to determine who wins."

https://www.iflscience.com/european-sex-...port-69257
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(June 6, 2023 at 9:18 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: European Sex Championship

Oh you think you're good at sex? Maybe the best in the world? Well you may finally have a chance to put your money and several other things where your mouth is, because the Swedish Sex Federation is attempting to launch a competitive international sex competition.

According to several viral posts and a few recent news reports, the "European Sex Championship" is set to take place on June 8, featuring matches between competitors from 16 different countries. According to the reports, judges from the Swedish Sex Federation would look at "seduction, body massages, exploring erotic zones, prelude, oral sex, penetration, endurance, physical appearance, pose execution, creativity in position changes, and the number of orgasms within a given time to determine who wins."

https://www.iflscience.com/european-sex-...port-69257

Silver medal for cumming second?
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