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My Royal Court (minions wanted).
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My Royal Court (minions wanted).
If I were to have my own Medieval-style Royal Court, I would place certain members in jobs befitting their skills.

For example..

Me: Empress, Benevolent dictator.

Boru: Chief Astrologer

Iggy: Chief Fool and Village Idiot

AWTY: Chief Executioner

Other positions are open.

Apply below or make your suggestions for jobs for others.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#2
RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
Can I suggest a law?

"He who is able to snatch the tiny knife from betwixt the goddess's breasts (and live) shall be king for the day."
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
(August 12, 2021 at 4:24 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: Can I suggest a law?

"He who is able to snatch the tiny knife from betwixt the goddess's breasts (and live) shall be king for the day."

I like it.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
The Grand Nudger: Overseer Of The Royal Fields

Angrboda: Mistress Of The Cellars

Brian37: Ambassador To Sweden

onlinebiker: Court Fabricator

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
I have a couple suggestions for village idiot.....


Panic Panic
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#6
RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
It pleases me that I’ve been chosen as Chief Astrologer. I’ve already got the spangly robes, pointed hat, and scrying glass.

Don’t ask.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
(August 12, 2021 at 5:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If pleases me that I’ve been chosen as Chief Astrologer. I’ve already got the spangly robes, pointed hat, and scrying glass.

Don’t ask.

Boru

Harry Potter roleplay, right?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#8
RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
We're going to court? I wanna be the stenographer. When people tell me to "strike that from the record", secretly, I don't. It's all record. You can't strike it.

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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
(August 12, 2021 at 6:13 am)Ten Wrote: We're going to court? I wanna be the stenographer. When people tell me to "strike that from the record", secretly, I don't. It's all record. You can't strike it.

Royal Chronicler it is.

Just remember that my number one rule is, "Leave no witnesses".
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
(August 12, 2021 at 6:06 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 5:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If pleases me that I’ve been chosen as Chief Astrologer. I’ve already got the spangly robes, pointed hat, and scrying glass.

Don’t ask.

Boru

Harry Potter roleplay, right?

'Erecto Patronum' is her favourite spell (probably because it works every time).

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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