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Imagine You've Been Kidnapped

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Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
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Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
August 18, 2021 at 5:47 pm (This post was last modified: August 18, 2021 at 5:49 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
And the person who's coming to rescue you is the last person you saw on television (real or fictional). Who does your life depend on?

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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
August 18, 2021 at 5:49 pm
Damnit - I don't remember. I hope whoever it was is capable.
  
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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
August 18, 2021 at 6:31 pm
Basil Fawlty. I’m well and truly fucked.

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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
August 18, 2021 at 6:38 pm
CDC director Rochelle Walensky.

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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
August 18, 2021 at 6:43 pm
General Lloyd Austin, retired.

Yea, I don't know who the hell he is either.
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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
August 18, 2021 at 8:09 pm (This post was last modified: August 18, 2021 at 8:20 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
Liam Neeson because he has a certain set of skills.
"Change was inevitable"


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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
August 18, 2021 at 8:15 pm
Some random newsperson. Not a super-hero in the lot. Guess I'll lean into the restraining wires and sever an artery. I'd win against the kidnappers.



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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
August 18, 2021 at 8:50 pm
I don't watch television, I'm fucked!
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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
August 18, 2021 at 8:52 pm (This post was last modified: August 18, 2021 at 8:55 pm by Rev. Rye.)
David Rose. I'm not sure how a camp pansexual shop owner who thinks Oprah getting new Espadrilles is exciting news is going to help on his own, but given the sort of shit Alexis managed to get herself into and got out of, he might be connected to more powerful people who can help.
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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
August 19, 2021 at 6:43 am
Bruce Wayne, before he becomes Batman.

Or possibly Detective Jim Gordon.
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