Really? Is that a condition or a secret Vulcan technique?
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?
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In the late 1960s, the CIA designed a small radio transmitter mean to be concealed inside a fake scrotum. The scrotum was designed to be glued over an actual scrotum, the idea being that captured spies wouldn’t be searched quite so thoroughly in that area. Only one prototype was built, and the device was never employed in the field. I guess they decided the whole idea was nuts.
WARNING: Photograph of a remarkably unconvincing rubber scrotum: Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
When I took custody of deserters I searched them THOROUGHLY. One guy had $15,000 in his crotch. Another had a gun, another a folding knife. The guys at the Unit could always tell when somebody had given me a problem, they arrived in their skivvy shorts.
 RE: What Do You Know Today That You Didn't Know Yesterday?
July 28, 2020 at 11:19 am
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Kosher dill pickles are not named as such due to kosher Jewish food law.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
Theist or atheist, no one likes their idols prodded apparently.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
(July 28, 2020 at 3:24 pm)Sal Wrote: Theist or atheist, no one likes their idols prodded apparently. There's a very sound reason for that. See, YOUR idols are a bunch of deeply flawed reprobates who deserve a good prodding. MY idols, on the other hand, are perfect paragons of every imaginable virtue, and the thought of someone having the temerity to even think about prodding them is anathema to all that is good and decent in life.  Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
So, it wasn't today but I was having trouble knowing where to express this thing I am about to express. Earlier on "The Days of our Atheists" I learned that when a person tells me they are sick I should ask them about how they feel when they masturbate because that is an important wellness metric.
We don't need a whole roof job on our house. Some small repairs are going to be about $1k. The roof job, complete, would be $21k. I can live with that!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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