Daily conspiracy

[Silver]

I do not even see news articles about C19 anymore.

This Friday we get Moderna booster three. We're not fucking around.

A woman at work who moved from another state and found out the flu shot is not mandatory for Healthcare workers was like, "Really? I should have moved here sooner."

[Fake Messiah]

New footage of bigfoot from Colorado

[Fake Messiah]

Oh no, they are putting worms into toilet paper and tampons and soaps and surgical masks that then swim into our bodies.

[zebo-the-fat]

I am due to get my Covid and flu jabs next week, now my wife has caught Covid and I'm feeling like crap, I'll do a test later 😱

[Rev. Rye]

Conservatives Roasted After Claiming Taylor Swift Is Secretly 'Trans' With Bizarre Conspiracy

You read that right. Conservatives now think Taylor Swift is trans, and they're all over X, aka Twitter, posting "evidence."

Why? Because they can just tell, you see.

In one tweet, a conservative posited that because Swift's boyfriend, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, took a knee during the national anthem at a recent NFL game, Swift must have male genitalia.

Other tweets, like the one below, used physical characteristics that are supposed indicators of sex and gender.

The tweet claimed that the fact that Taylor Swift's ring finger is longer than her index finger means she's actually a man—a methodology for determining such things with no basis in fact whatsoever.

Then there's the fact that she's 33, childless, and "basically the most successful woman of our time."

But the one that managed to take the cake was the theory that Travis Kelce's mom, Donna, who sat with Swift at a recent Chiefs game, is secretly Taylor Swift's beard—because she's the "perfect companion for a gay," whatever that means.

This, he claimed, is proof that Taylor Swift is "a trans agent placed by LGBT government," a thing that does not exist. There are 13 openly LGBTQ+ people in Congress. Thirteen.

https://www.comicsands.com/taylor-swift-...93292.html

So, to recap, Taylor Swift has a dick because:

• She’s dating a guy who supports BLM.
  
• She happens to have a minor genetic mutation that folk superstition has linked to lesbianism (not being trans).
  
• She has no kids at the age of 33, something true of over a third of American women in her age cohort.
  
• She’s apparently the most successful woman of our time, but evidently, Rihanna, who’s worth almost twice what Taylor is doesn’t count.
  
• Some idiots don’t know what a “beard” is supposed to be. 
  
• Evidently, they either don’t know that Taylor’s been a thing since 2006 or they have an even more absurd belief about how powerful LGBT people were than FM posited. At the time her first single was released, there were only 3 openly LGBT people there, and one would be out less than a year later.
  

[Fake Messiah]

And speaking about secret penis panic

[LinuxGal]

So, to recap, Taylor Swift has a dick because:

• She’s dating a guy who supports BLM.
  
• She happens to have a minor genetic mutation that folk superstition has linked to lesbianism (not being trans).
  
• She has no kids at the age of 33, something true of over a third of American women in her age cohort.
  
• She’s apparently the most successful woman of our time, but evidently, Rihanna, who’s worth almost twice what Taylor is doesn’t count.
  
• Some idiots don’t know what a “beard” is supposed to be. 
  
• Evidently, they either don’t know that Taylor’s been a thing since 2006 or they have an even more absurd belief about how powerful LGBT people were than FM posited. At the time her first single was released, there were only 3 openly LGBT people there, and one would be out less than a year later.
  

Taylor Swift does not have a dick because:

[Rev. Rye]

In absolute fairness, I could probably find a couple photos of Taylor with a bigger dick than I have, but then again, they'd all be obvious photoshop.

[Silver]

The Solar Eclipse of October 2023 Will Affect These 4 Zodiac Signs the Most

Style Caster

Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn, beware!.

[zebo-the-fat]

The Solar Eclipse of October 2023 Will Affect These 4 Zodiac Signs the Most

Style Caster

Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn, beware!.

But, how are they affected and why, what's the mechanism causing the effects? After all an eclipse is only a shadow!