Stupid things religious people say

[Mister Agenda]

The Benny Hinn of exorcists.

[Fake Messiah]

In honor of Chuck Norris's passing, here are some quotes by him:

"Educational arenas have become limited learning environments because of biases against God, the Bible and creationism."

"Why can't creationism or intelligent design be taught in public schools?"

"Since when does science own the market on how life began? If it is based largely upon empirical investigation of present, repeatable data, then the evolutionary theory for the beginning of life stands upon no more solid ground than ID."

"Intelligent design deserves a seat in classrooms across America."

"Dissenters of creationism are classifying ID as a religion and further say that religion belongs exclusively in homes and churches. Says who? They answer that the separation of church and state in the First Amendment bans ID from entering classrooms in any form. What they don't realize, however, is their conclusion is a constitutional misinterpretation and bastardization of the First Amendment. It was written and adopted, among other reasons, so that Congress neither would establish a federal religion nor restrict religious or speech freedoms, which can include religious instruction in public classrooms."

[Fireball]

Fuck Chuck.