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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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So, in 1982, Frank DaCosta wrote Writing BASIC Adventure Programs for the TRS-80. Shortly after, Hungarian translators got a hold of the book. And there was one weird error that somehow managed to compound itself and make the book really bizarre. You see, it mentions Orcs. I don’t know how many times, since the PDF I found of the original isn’t the kind that allows you to search the text. And it was given to a translator who evidently wasn’t familiar with the word. The Hungarian translation of Lord of the Rings had only come out a year or two before, and presumably the term wasn’t part of the fantasy lexicon of Hungary. So, they read it as “orca.” And because apparently the word used for “orca” in Hungarian translates literally into “sword-winged dolphin,” it somehow became “swordfish” (Hungarian translates “swordfish” more literally into “kardhal”). Somehow, this gave them the idea to plaster drawings of swordfish all over the book, as chapter headings and even on the cover.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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(September 2, 2022 at 1:58 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Dune.jpg]

The weird thing is, not that long ago, I found myself imagining an adaptation of Dune with the cast of Modern Family, mostly because, for whatever reason, my mental image of Baron Harkonnen looks a lot like Cam. Why yes, I probably have watched the Syfy version a few times too many.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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Where are all the real men?



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Boru
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