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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 20, 2023 at 3:37 pm
(May 20, 2023 at 8:40 am)Carl Hickey Wrote:
(May 19, 2023 at 11:03 am)purplepurpose Wrote: [Image: Screenshot_20230518_163859_TikTok.jpg?wi...height=499]

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
Mark Twain


Are you going to post your own thoughts, or just quote others?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 20, 2023 at 6:31 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 21, 2023 at 6:18 am
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May 21, 2023 at 8:31 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 21, 2023 at 11:49 am
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“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 21, 2023 at 2:08 pm
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Some movie lines make you think you've heard the most disturbing euphemism for vagina ever. Some movie lines make you want to create an AI John Mellencamp song called "I was born in a sandwich hat."

This line from M3GAN does both.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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May 21, 2023 at 4:54 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 21, 2023 at 9:55 pm
(May 21, 2023 at 8:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: Fwi-Qim-Ba-UAAOpa-Q-jpeg.jpg]


"OK, the condom's on, um, where should I, uh...?"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 21, 2023 at 9:56 pm
(May 21, 2023 at 11:49 am)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: tvbfXpM.jpg]


Genius and OCD sometimes go hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-...what was I writing?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 21, 2023 at 9:58 pm
(May 21, 2023 at 2:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: [Image: 166dbbed-606a-4a0f-a0bd-0d9875c007a9_text.gif]
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Some movie lines make you think you've heard the most disturbing euphemism for vagina ever. Some movie lines make you want to create an AI John Mellencamp song called "I was born in a sandwich hat."

This line from M3GAN does both.


Well, then.  It certainly can't claim its shit don't stink!
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