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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 25, 2016 at 11:49 pm
So, I'm in a bar and these two rather large women
are sitting nearby at an adjacent table.
I say, "cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them yells back, "It's Wales you idiot!"
So I said, "OK, are you two whales from Scotland?"
I don't remember much after that.


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 27, 2016 at 5:23 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2016 at 2:23 am
In Tanzania spotted Conan O'Brian of giraffes

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2016 at 5:26 pm
Youtube comments I just read:
A:I used to be a regressive. But with the help of AIU University,
I am no more.
B:Welcome back to reality.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2016 at 11:21 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 2, 2016 at 7:27 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 2, 2016 at 10:08 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 2, 2016 at 10:12 pm (This post was last modified: February 2, 2016 at 10:12 pm by Reforged.)
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 2, 2016 at 10:16 pm
I don't like to joke about stuff like that, Anne quite Frankly it never makes me laugh.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2016 at 8:39 pm
Remember when genderless homunculus Justin Bieber, the unthinking preteen's Ken doll, visited the Anne Frank museum and left the tasteless remark about how she'd have been a "Belieber"?

Ricky Gervais tweeted about it, saying: "I agree with Justin Bieber. Anne Frank would've loved his stuff. It's perfect for being played really really quietly so no one can hear it."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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