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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 28, 2021 at 10:34 pm
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 29, 2021 at 7:07 am
Bout time they caught the bitch! Porridge ain't cheap you know!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 29, 2021 at 8:21 am
(July 29, 2021 at 7:07 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Bout time they caught the bitch! Porridge ain't cheap you know!

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She'll have plenty of it now.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 29, 2021 at 11:33 am
I swear the original Power Puff Girls were ahead of it's time.
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A misandrist villian whom identifies as a feminist, which is most feminist nowdays.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 29, 2021 at 12:28 pm
You snooze you lose (no sound)



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 29, 2021 at 5:35 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 29, 2021 at 8:35 pm (This post was last modified: July 29, 2021 at 8:35 pm by AkiraTheViking.)
MARYJEWWANA AND HERROWEEN!  Hilarious


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 29, 2021 at 11:48 pm
"Are you sexually normal?" - if you buy this magazine you failed the test

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 30, 2021 at 12:52 am
(July 29, 2021 at 11:48 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: "Are you sexually normal?" - if you buy this magazine you failed the test

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In high school we occasionally got the pleasure of a substitute teacher by the name of Mr Sommers. Think a squat version of George Burns without the cigar....

Once asked what was a "normal" kid - Mr Sommers answered "A normal child is one that lies, steals, cheats and masturbates". 

Asked "Were you a normal child?" he answered " Far more than most"...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 30, 2021 at 1:05 am
Nice to see that mens' magazines also prey upon people's insecurities with quizzes of that nature.
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