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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 8, 2021 at 4:13 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2021 at 4:48 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2021 at 6:09 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2021 at 10:58 am
I had no idea Neil deGrasse Tyson's marital problems were this funny



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2021 at 2:37 pm
They could get the Covid19 vaccination rate up if they listed one of the side effects as involuntary errection.

Then we would just need to work on the women.....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2021 at 3:42 pm (This post was last modified: September 9, 2021 at 3:44 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
For women just say it has the same aphrodisiacal effects as Chocolate  Blush
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2021 at 4:32 pm
(September 9, 2021 at 2:37 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: They could get the Covid19 vaccination rate up if they listed one of the side effects as involuntary errection.

Then we would just need to work on the women.....

That’s what WOULD work on the women.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2021 at 7:03 pm
(September 9, 2021 at 4:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 9, 2021 at 2:37 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: They could get the Covid19 vaccination rate up if they listed one of the side effects as involuntary errection.

Then we would just need to work on the women.....

That’s what WOULD work on the women.

Boru

The women you date get erections?


Whatever blows wind up your skirt....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2021 at 7:22 pm
(September 9, 2021 at 7:03 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 9, 2021 at 4:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That’s what WOULD work on the women.

Boru

The women you date get erections?


Whatever blows wind up your skirt....

Do the women date not like it when you get an erection?

Boru
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September 9, 2021 at 7:40 pm (This post was last modified: September 9, 2021 at 7:40 pm by onlinebiker.)
(September 9, 2021 at 7:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 9, 2021 at 7:03 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: The women you date get erections?


Whatever blows wind up your skirt....

Do the women date not like it when you get an erection?

Boru

I don' t date.

The SO would take exception to that....
(September 9, 2021 at 7:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 9, 2021 at 7:03 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: The women you date get erections?


Whatever blows wind up your skirt....

Do the women date not like it when you get an erection?

Boru

I don' t date.

The SO would take exception to that....
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