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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 12, 2022 at 5:13 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 12, 2022 at 10:14 pm
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"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 12, 2022 at 10:34 pm
Syrup of Ipecac in your orange juice also works well. Just don't forget that you put it in there.

One place I used to work, people were taking other people's food, and one person put some chocolate cake in the fridge, with a generous helping of Ex-Lax® in the frosting. The next day, a notice was posted that a biological experiment was being made with some cake, and that whoever partook could expect the first symptom to be diarrhea...
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 4:00 am
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"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 4:33 am
(September 12, 2022 at 10:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: Syrup of Ipecac in your orange juice also works well. Just don't forget that you put it in there.

One place I used to work, people were taking other people's food, and one person put some chocolate cake in the fridge, with a generous helping of Ex-Lax® in the frosting. The next day, a notice was posted that a biological experiment was being made with some cake, and that whoever partook could expect the first symptom to be diarrhea...

The problem is that syrup of ipecac is no longer available.

But cyanide is…

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 7:28 am
Strychnine is better... you go with a smile on your face!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 8:22 am
(September 13, 2022 at 4:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 12, 2022 at 10:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: Syrup of Ipecac in your orange juice also works well. Just don't forget that you put it in there.

One place I used to work, people were taking other people's food, and one person put some chocolate cake in the fridge, with a generous helping of Ex-Lax® in the frosting. The next day, a notice was posted that a biological experiment was being made with some cake, and that whoever partook could expect the first symptom to be diarrhea...

The problem is that syrup of ipecac is no longer available.

But cyanide is…

Boru
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 8:43 am
(September 13, 2022 at 4:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 12, 2022 at 10:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: Syrup of Ipecac in your orange juice also works well. Just don't forget that you put it in there.

One place I used to work, people were taking other people's food, and one person put some chocolate cake in the fridge, with a generous helping of Ex-Lax® in the frosting. The next day, a notice was posted that a biological experiment was being made with some cake, and that whoever partook could expect the first symptom to be diarrhea...

The problem is that syrup of ipecac is no longer available.

But cyanide is…

Boru

Still available in the US, over the counter, no less.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 8:05 pm
Peter Piper poked a pack of liquid vinegar,
Now Peter Piper has a pickled pecker.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 8:58 pm
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