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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 24, 2023 at 11:49 pm


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2023 at 7:59 am
(April 22, 2023 at 7:49 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(April 22, 2023 at 7:10 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 6oGBZGf_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]

Boru

Had a similar experience, heard a noise in the early hours, opened the bedroom door to see an unknown naked guy walk into the spare bedroom, not having a gun and also being half asleep I didn't shoot him, looked down and saw a note on the floor outside my bedroom. It was from my son telling me that his friend had had too much to drink and was sleeping it off here because he was in no fit state to make it home!  
Conclusion, no need for a gun, happy to have a son who looks after his friends  Smile

My father fell asleep in front of the telly one night and was woken at 2:00am by a young woman knocking on the front door. Turns out she was driving down our road, which she didn't know, and with the bad weather managed to mount the ditch. Luckily it was at a slow enough speed so she didn't hurt herself.

My father, not having a gun, brought her in, got her a towel, made her a cup of tea and rang a breakdown service to come collect her and her car.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2023 at 2:15 pm (This post was last modified: April 25, 2023 at 2:16 pm by Fake Messiah.)
The Day That Spielberg Cried

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2023 at 3:27 pm
(April 25, 2023 at 2:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: The Day That Spielberg Cried

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Nah.

That was from a Spielberg home movie.

And is the reason there wasn't a sequel...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2023 at 8:40 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2023 at 8:42 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 26, 2023 at 5:57 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 27, 2023 at 11:58 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 28, 2023 at 5:56 pm
(April 27, 2023 at 11:58 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: z6tWCD7k_o.jpg]

That would have had more impact if Hattie had written "I'm 85 and have a full set of dentures." before the rest.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 29, 2023 at 7:50 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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