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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 4, 2023 at 8:23 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 4, 2023 at 8:25 am
Too bad they aren't Venus stupidtraps.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 4, 2023 at 8:56 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 4, 2023 at 10:02 am
Never?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 4, 2023 at 10:07 am
(September 4, 2023 at 10:02 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Never?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 4, 2023 at 10:08 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 4, 2023 at 1:01 pm
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 5, 2023 at 1:01 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2023 at 1:03 pm by Silver.)
Me when adults try to be authoritative and threatening by saying, "Don't think I haven't noticed."

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 5, 2023 at 1:14 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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September 5, 2023 at 8:51 pm
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