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Congratulations Valks
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Congratulations Valks
November 11, 2021 at 10:52 am
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RE: Congratulations Valks
November 16, 2021 at 5:05 pm
Ol' "Stabby Titz" is getting married?

I hope the new spouse enjoys chain mail.
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RE: Congratulations Valks
November 17, 2021 at 11:06 am
Ah, they grow up so fast.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Congratulations Valks
December 23, 2021 at 4:01 am
1st up, how the fuck did I miss this?

Secondly, no way in hell am I getting married.

Thirdly, why would I buy plastic skulls when I have real ones decorating my porch (and as "novelty" mugs)?

And, finally, I will have you know that I've been grown up, Faux Messiah, for a couple of weeks.

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