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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?

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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 1:47 pm
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I would hide all the remotes.
  
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 1:51 pm (This post was last modified: November 11, 2021 at 1:55 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
Tilt all the pictures on their walls then replace all their lightbulbs with the most obnoxious colors I can find.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 1:53 pm
Delete their password manager.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 1:58 pm
(November 11, 2021 at 1:53 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Delete their password manager.

That's just evil!
  
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 2:07 pm (This post was last modified: November 11, 2021 at 2:08 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
Read their book collection while eating Doritos. Then mess with their Thermostat.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 2:09 pm
Put toast crumbs in the butter.

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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 2:37 pm
(November 11, 2021 at 1:58 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(November 11, 2021 at 1:53 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Delete their password manager.

That's just evil!

Go big or go home. Maybe strech some clear platic wrap over the toilet bowl, too.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 2:41 pm
Replace the dishwasher detergent with Dawn then grind a quart of coleslaw through the garbage disposal.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 2:45 pm
Poke canned tuna into their tooth paste tubes.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 2:58 pm
Clean their house spick and span.


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