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Jesus is rude to Peter

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Jesus is rude to Peter
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RE: Jesus is rude to Peter
January 4, 2022 at 1:19 pm
Probably to show that Jesus was "alpha" as fuck.

Despite some of his teachings, I don't think Meek Jesus was a thing back then.
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RE: Jesus is rude to Peter
January 4, 2022 at 1:39 pm
(January 4, 2022 at 1:19 pm)GrandizerII Wrote: Probably to show that Jesus was "alpha" as fuck.

Despite some of his teachings, I don't think Meek Jesus was a thing back then.

The money-changers in the Temple would agree with you.

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RE: Jesus is rude to Peter
January 4, 2022 at 4:23 pm (This post was last modified: January 4, 2022 at 4:23 pm by Ferrocyanide.)
(January 4, 2022 at 1:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 4, 2022 at 1:19 pm)GrandizerII Wrote: Probably to show that Jesus was "alpha" as fuck.

Despite some of his teachings, I don't think Meek Jesus was a thing back then.

The money-changers in the Temple would agree with you.

Boru

i guess the money changers should have rented a place right next to the Temple building instead of renting a zone inside the Temple.
This reminds me of that video about the trog which is a tree and a dog fusion. It depends on how you want to slice reality.
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RE: Jesus is rude to Peter
January 5, 2022 at 3:48 am
Must be a tough turn of evaluation for a manager to tag a solid bro then say he's devil incarnate.  But Jesus was probably baked, talking shit, and saying I love you, you sick bastard. Honoring Peter with a roast. Savoring his own brief humanity.  Riffing for the crowd.

Must be tough to be the living word of god and have everything you say taken as gospel.  No wonder Jesus took the easy way out.
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RE: Jesus is rude to Peter
January 5, 2022 at 11:01 am
(January 4, 2022 at 1:19 pm)GrandizerII Wrote: Probably to show that Jesus was "alpha" as fuck.

Despite some of his teachings, I don't think Meek Jesus was a thing back then.

The Hebrew Hammer's immanent return is baked into the religion.
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