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which tattoo would Jesus have?
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which tattoo would Jesus have?
If Jesus had a tattoo, how do you think it would have looked like?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#3
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Holes in his hands and feet?
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#4
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Definitely not ‘Mother’. But (as pointed out in the gif by brewer), Jesus wouldn’t have been tattooed in any case. Leviticus 19:28.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#5
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"Women are temporary. God is eternal".
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#8
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For some reason, I keep thinking that Jesus would have this tattoo. I can't stop thinking about it (remember, he knew everything, including the future, so he was probably a fan of the show)

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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A "Daddy's Boy" tramp stamp.
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Got it during those early rebel years.

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