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Shrimp and cocktail sauce.......
January 25, 2022 at 2:44 pm
Recently I have been suffering bladder and intestinal discomfort. To the point where my bladder and butt give me mixed signals as to when I want to go. I have been married to the bathroom for some time now. I don't know what it is, but when I eat fully cooked shrimp and cocktail sauce it seems to calm down my urges. But right now at this second, I feel a real sense of relief.
I am simply not regular now, both my balls and my butt love to tell me "fuck you" and keep me up at all hours. But just now after having the shrimp and cocktail sauce, I feel I have some last second appeal to the governor.
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RE: Shrimp and cocktail sauce.......
January 25, 2022 at 2:48 pm
Go see a doctor.
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RE: Shrimp and cocktail sauce.......
January 25, 2022 at 3:01 pm
What Boru said. I have never heard of a condition, other than hunger, that's cured with shrimp and cocktail sauce...but whatever.
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RE: Shrimp and cocktail sauce.......
January 25, 2022 at 3:03 pm
So, you're married to the toilet and now you're getting urges to go there day and night?
Are these conjugal(sp?) visits?
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January 25, 2022 at 3:06 pm
37 - I thought perhaps you had been in prison since you haven't been around much.
If you have been sick this long, you really to have this checked out.
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RE: Shrimp and cocktail sauce.......
January 25, 2022 at 3:23 pm
In my first marriage, I was the toilet.
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January 25, 2022 at 3:25 pm
B37, did you take a course of antibiotics in the weeks prior to symptoms?
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RE: Shrimp and cocktail sauce.......
January 25, 2022 at 3:33 pm
(January 25, 2022 at 3:25 pm)brewer Wrote: B37, did you take a course of antibiotics in the weeks prior to symptoms?
Excellent question...some antibiotics can take weeks to cause those symptoms so it's sometimes difficult to make the connection.
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RE: Shrimp and cocktail sauce.......
January 25, 2022 at 4:14 pm
I suspect it's the horseradish in the cocktail sauce - apparently it's good for the gut.